5 Things that won't change in the Prem this season!!

1. Arsene Venger still won't be able to do his maggot bench coat up on the touchline.

2. Gary Neville will still be biased to his beloved Man Utd.

3. Mike Dean will still think everyone has come to watch him when he refs a game.

4. Jurgen Klopp will still be doing his Beaker (off the Muppets) impression on every post match interview.

5. Jose Mourhinio will still be a miserable morose shit in his interviews.......

TimmyD's picture

1: "Coming right up after the break on Super Sunday, this is the big one... Swansea City take on West Bromwich Albion".
2: Martyn Tyler will be wittering on and on and on about some crap stats nobody cares about.
3: West Ham will throw away games we should have won.
4: Roy Keane will continue to act angry and hard. Yes Roy we're all scared obviously.
5: Alan Shearer will continue to be the best football pundit on the telly with Jermaine Jenus continuing to be the worst.

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Dicks is the man's picture

im glad you are with me about martin senile tyler. he may think he's god's gift to footballing commentary but id rather watch the match in mute than listen to his bleating garbage about the player's personal lives and how it was this very blade of grass that so and so took a free kick 10 years ago that gave man u the title….man u are not even playing tyler ….like ffs man.

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Deluded Hammer's picture

Best football pundit? Really???

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TimmyD's picture

Well I suppose he's the only one that says more upbeat things about West Ham and I like him for that. I also like Ian Wright but they both have a whole season to prove me wrong.

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I'm assuming that was tongue in cheek deluded. At least I hope so!

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boogerscaravan's picture

I forgot to mention Rafa Benitez will be going on about winning troffis no?

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1.Players will get off the coach in their expensive suits & their ridiculous ear muff headphones,to snub the fans...

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mcbikeman's picture

1.Liverpool cannot defend corners

2.sky believe everyone only wants manure/chelski games live

3.constant replays and miss the live action

4. soccer saturday panel stays same....get rid of le tiss and merson!!

5.who will be the first manager axed story

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Dicks is the man's picture

6. Arsenal will have lost the title by christmas. but this won't be their fault, it will be the fact there's no christmas break for those poor overworked players.

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lakaku scores against us again,sorry but!!

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mcbikeman's picture

we all no that will happen!

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asheshammer's picture

The Martin Tyler and Lukaku ones are givens. Liverpool and corners: YES, it's true; what is with that -- SLAV TAKE NOTE, Liverpool cannot defend corners!!! Here are a few others:

1. West Ham will drop points against teams in the bottom three.
2. Big teams will get the big decisions go their way.
3. Time wasting over everything will bore fans to tears.
4. Carroll will come back for a few games before Christmas, score a few goals, then disappear with a mysterious injury.
5. West Ham fans (particularly away fans) will be the best in the league.

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bonzo and the bov's picture

They will still be grappling in the box when a corner is taken more than there was in the 70's when tv world of sport was on with Kent Walton...and the ref will only see it when he wants to make a name for himself for the MOTM award.

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no penalty's for us and goals not given

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Dicks is the man's picture

everytime a ball in the box hits anyone anywhere all man u players will jump in refs face screaming penalty.

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moore 6 legend's picture

Yes,and another thing that won't change is Fellaini will be jumping in our boys face with his sharpened elbows

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mcbikeman's picture

by any team in the top six home or away!!

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