Abdul Majeed Waris
Soon to sign for West Ham[edit]
Will be unveiled as a deadline day signing for West Ham United in England. As he steps off the bench to come on for his debut against Huddersfield Slaven Bilic will ask him where he wants to play. He'll say up front and Bilic will play him at Right Back, a decision the player will later say ruined his career. Upon coming onto the field, he will remove his mask to reveal he is actually Carlton Cole....and the West Ham fans will go mental. Always believe. Tottenham Hotspur will soon after place a bid for him in the region of £30 million. Then Slaven will whisper sweet words of goodbye as Carlton (formerly known as Abdul) pops into a taxi to White Hart Lane
Dicks is the man
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 14:54
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we're linked with him on sky
we're linked with him on sky sports news. must say this is worrying. Sakho out for 9 mill and a journeyman to replace him who can't get into the ghana team ahead of 52 year old Asamoah Gyan…..whats more he's from the north of Ghana, so his 25 years of age is actually 63. why do we even take a look at this sort of crap.
Red Neck Iron
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 17:30
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And to make things sound more
And to make things sound more exciting I heard he hasn't played since May plays in the French 2nd division and has trouble scoring goals. Wow we should be all over this, oh we are.
moore2come
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 04:30
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Because it's cheap!!!
Because it's cheap!!!
Hammers65
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 15:37
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Cos its modern day westham
Thats why...
mcbikeman
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 21:17
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how negative of you all
dont you realise we could never of afforded this kind of player until we moved into our iconic world class state of art athlet errr event stadi errr cricket aren errrr football stadium with classy scaffold seating..shame on you all for mocking this great club
Dicks is the man
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 21:28
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I agree. this lad is mustard.
I agree. this lad is mustard. the new maiga.
Burkie 1
Wed, 30/08/2017 - 23:23
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We haven't been the same
We haven't been the same since Carlton left
Burkie 1
moore2come
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 04:31
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Wasn't Maiga jam?
Wasn't Maiga jam?
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 01:14
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What a bunch of moany old
What a bunch of moany old farts! have any of you even seen him play or is this keita balde all over again? Made me p@$$ myself laughing when every one was slaging him off as a shite player another zaza calleri just because they had no idea who he was... did u know payet before he came?? So what if asomoah gyan plays infornt of him the blokes a Ghanaian legend to them, don't know where u plucked his a journeyman from, and his never played in the French second division lol I really don't see why we have to be so negative and slate players we've never seen or know next to nothing about.
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 01:25
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As for cant score French
As for cant score French league 1 is the highest level his played at and his stats are 29 goals 11 assist in 67 (5) appearances, not bad if u ask me. Not saying his going to set the world alight and he is a bit of a short ass but come on guys at least give the bloke a chance
Dicks is the man
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 07:47
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but is our track record good
but is our track record good for signing these sort of bargain basement foreign based players? i think the list of failures is pretty well known, this guys record isn't up to much at all. based on the news that sakho looks like he's going (well depending on who you ask), then this guy is nowhere near a good replacement.
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 13:10
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Our record full stop isn't
Our record full stop isn't great haha! But we don't do too bad with bargains the last 2 cheapish French players I can remember us buying were 2 I never knew, payet and diafra sakho (a second div player :P) tho I'd like to drop him from a very high hight, both had huge impacts when they signed. Not a good record? how many goals does he have to score I think his record is pretty good especially considering his a winger/forward so probably gets pushed wide through out a season. He plays games so yes his already a good replacement for sakho (2 starts 2sub appearances last season) lol not that it matters because I think we are interested in him more as a snod/fegouli replacement
Dicks is the man
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 13:13
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ok mate, fair enough we will
ok mate, fair enough we will turn to you when he doesnt perform for a full explanation.
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 14:59
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Haha what a cop out. You
Haha what a cop out. You completely won me around with your sound argument dicks, and u caught me I clearly said he is going to be our best performer so I'll gladly give a full explanation when it goes tits up. Quick question though .. Will I have to use facts logic reason or anything like that to explain or can I just make downer comments bassed on nothing at all then cop out aswell?
Dicks is the man
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 16:14
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a dossier along the lines of
a dossier along the lines of the iraq war enquiry will suffice. ok mate?
Red Neck Iron
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 09:16
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Aren't lorient in the second
Aren't lorient in the second div this season. Fact he hasn't played yet I. Second div is splitting hairs a bit.
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 12:55
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I get what your saying but
I get what your saying but calling him a second division player is misleading and imply's that's his level. If Tottenha were to go down (I can dream lol) and Harry Kane doesn't play because his waiting for his transfer to west ham ;P would you describe him as a championship player?
Red Neck Iron
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 15:20
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Ok true I mentioned the
Ok true I mentioned the second div thing, but I wasn't really trying to portray him as such. My whole post was just a tongue cheek p1ss take as I mentioned in another post. Just a way to cope with how much mess the club has been in 2018.
Mammal
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 16:42
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I get you red, and I do try
I get you red, and I do try not to dig people out on specific comments (other than dicks because he always refuse to have a reasoned argument with me and cops out, I miss the bloke who used to have his user name and would post 'we're going to destroy them!' every game and make arguments with some substance) I'm just feeling the frustration too, even the glimmers of hope i.e new players seem to get s#@t on before they've even signed.
So much for they reach the sky, of recent the fans are popping the bubbles as there blown!
Dicks is the man
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 20:05
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lol. theres nothing more
lol. theres nothing more to argue. you say he's good, i said i think he's pants. where do we go from there? to the dance floor?
Betty Swollox
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 17:07
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haha!!! we haven't even
haha!!! we haven't even signed him, have we!?
Red Neck Iron
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 20:30
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Dance off!
Dance off!
asheshammer
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 08:01
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So, the gist of all this is ...
CARLTON COLE is returning?
Dicks is the man
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 08:24
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he never left….he disguised
he never left….he disguised himself with a beard as zaza then snodgrass ..dont ask me how he changed his skin tone…all i can say is the man is darn clever.
nevillenixon
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 09:18
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So that's why 'Snoddy' wouldn
So that's why 'Snoddy' wouldn't shave!
hammergirl
Thu, 31/08/2017 - 19:57
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freddie kanoute
probably the best player we got from france...of course we had to sell him soon as he started scoring I mean we couldn't have a player doing what we got him in for now could we