your Nicknames for players or daft sayings

So at the pub or home with your mates watching the footy what names do you have for players? round mine its commonplace to hear mini fellaini instead of willian...odbod for Dier....Guppy for Kane..Froggy for Ozil...and whenever a player called Bennetts name is mentioned out pops the line "let of some steam Bennett" or if Griggs is mentioned its "diplomatic immunity mr Griggs" Daft yeah but something we all do so any to add to that?