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just pulled this off the wikipedia, worth a laugh.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 30/08/2017 - 14:48

Abdul Majeed Waris

Soon to sign for West Ham[edit]
Will be unveiled as a deadline day signing for West Ham United in England. As he steps off the bench to come on for his debut against Huddersfield Slaven Bilic will ask him where he wants to play. He'll say up front and Bilic will play him at Right Back, a decision the player will later say ruined his career. Upon coming onto the field, he will remove his mask to reveal he is actually Carlton Cole....and the West Ham fans will go mental. Always believe. Tottenham Hotspur will soon after place a bid for him in the region of £30 million. Then Slaven will whisper sweet words of goodbye as Carlton (formerly known as Abdul) pops into a taxi to White Hart Lane

mcbikeman's picture

dont you realise we could never of afforded this kind of player until we moved into our iconic world class state of art athlet errr event stadi errr cricket aren errrr football stadium with classy scaffold seating..shame on you all for mocking this great club

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What a bunch of moany old farts! have any of you even seen him play or is this keita balde all over again? Made me p@$$ myself laughing when every one was slaging him off as a shite player another zaza calleri just because they had no idea who he was... did u know payet before he came?? So what if asomoah gyan plays infornt of him the blokes a Ghanaian legend to them, don't know where u plucked his a journeyman from, and his never played in the French second division lol I really don't see why we have to be so negative and slate players we've never seen or know next to nothing about.

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As for cant score French league 1 is the highest level his played at and his stats are 29 goals 11 assist in 67 (5) appearances, not bad if u ask me. Not saying his going to set the world alight and he is a bit of a short ass but come on guys at least give the bloke a chance

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I get what your saying but calling him a second division player is misleading and imply's that's his level. If Tottenha were to go down (I can dream lol) and Harry Kane doesn't play because his waiting for his transfer to west ham ;P would you describe him as a championship player?

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Ok true I mentioned the second div thing, but I wasn't really trying to portray him as such. My whole post was just a tongue cheek p1ss take as I mentioned in another post. Just a way to cope with how much mess the club has been in 2018.

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I get you red, and I do try not to dig people out on specific comments (other than dicks because he always refuse to have a reasoned argument with me and cops out, I miss the bloke who used to have his user name and would post 'we're going to destroy them!' every game and make arguments with some substance) I'm just feeling the frustration too, even the glimmers of hope i.e new players seem to get s#@t on before they've even signed.
So much for they reach the sky, of recent the fans are popping the bubbles as there blown!

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probably the best player we got from france...of course we had to sell him soon as he started scoring I mean we couldn't have a player doing what we got him in for now could we

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