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Payet deal how it would of been in the bad old days

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Submitted by mcbikeman on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 08:07

Dmitri we've just accepted a deal from china for £38million as much as we want to keep you(£38million jeez snatch there hands off we can get vaz te back to fill the gap!)it was to good an offer to turn down....but boss I don't want to leave I love it here china doesn't interest me(translated from French bloody good eh)well sorry to here that Dmitri as we have already lined up your replacement....ok boss but i'm not willing to go to china i'll go to arsenal/chelski/manure as you no longer need me:-( hey hey hey now we didn't say we don't want you just that the deals to good to turn down theres no way we are selling you to anyone in the premier league.....but you don't want me that's clear so I have to do whats best for me...yes we totally agree and the £38million is perfect for us errr you DONT YOU UNDERSTAND:-)....all I now no is you don't want me and I want to move......SUN BACKPAGE EXCLUSIVE payet to arsenal for £10million......
thank god that's not ever happening..well played payet you deserve a better deal now onto Lanzini COYI

andycarrollstyle's picture

But the media were so sure he was going to China for £38 million... I don't know about you guys but this has really knocked my confidence in the validity of their reporting...

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