things that annoy me in football

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out swinging corners grrr how many goals scored from them not many and how many times does the ball go out of play before coming back in from one quite a few tore take note! and my biggest niggle is teams playing in away kit when not needed look at the gooners at Watford yesterday Watford in yellow and black and arsenal who we all no play in red and white played in some green and yellow kit which well on MOTD last night had me being confused with all that yellow over the place...maybe commercial reasons for them wearing it but it is stupid and refs need to have powers to go in and say nope not wearing that wear your home kit! okay got that off my chest

When pundits justify a player

When pundits justify a player diving in the box to get a penalty by saying 'he had no reason to go to ground'... of course they did! They are playing for the penalty!

What pisses me off a lot is

What pisses me off a lot is the whole area of subs ,if i had my way no subs after 85 mins ,subbing in the 4th minuet of 5 is just ridiculous, also these fukers who through them selves to the ground screaming in agony after a harmless tackle ,simple cure when you go off with.the trainer you stay off for five minutes, one more thing and its mainly due to them crazy euro fans ,the bleedin noise level ,continuous for the 90 mins ,banging bleedin drums and horns and dirty great flags ,sometimes i just have to turn it off ,if you wantto sing join a choir

People

Who stand throughout a game.

Waking up in the morning to

Waking up in the morning to another WH defeat!

10 good reasaons to moan

1.- THE AFTER MATCH ON THE PITCH INTERVIEWS " Can you put in to words how the win today feels?" " Oh words? I was going to answer that through the medium of mime and dance" 2. -The way football has become theatre. 3 -Definitely should ban substitutes after 85 minutes or so, always thought that. 4. -Whenever a player goes down after a tackle they always seem to roll about holding the shin even when the tackle may not have been on the shin. 5. -What do '4th officials' do? 6.- Commentators/pundits getting all over-excited over the Managers who 'Kick every ball', it's all bollocks. 7.-The mass divide that now exists between club and supporter. 8.- Oh so and so is tired, we've played 3 games in 8 days. Try F***ing plastering 6 days a week when you're 58 years old and see how tired you get. I wouldn't mind but plasterers don't earn £300k a week and be 'tired' and we don't get another £100 grand a week from Marshaltown for using their trowels. These players are super fit human beings, tired? Bollocks, get on with it you whimps. I accidentally sliced my hand with a stanley knife the other day, so rolled around on the floor holding my shin. 9.- All that bollocks dissecting the game before and after, with that big screen in the studio, circling players, this is where the centre back should be tracking back blah blah bollocks blah, who cares? 10.- The amount of Spurs players picked to play for England over the decades. What have we won by doing this? Hang on, just counting up the number of Spurs players on the 30th July 1966... Mmm, better do a recount.

great

venting of the spleen Timmy hope the Stanley knife injury heals quick but if your in the queue behind carroll go home and put a plaster on it!! and one I forgot to mention...when the cameras just put the cam on the manager/subs bench while the balls in play ffs I want to see the game not someone chewing gum or scratching there balls!

Nice 1 Timmy!

I have posted before about the whinging by over paid prima donna footballers,that they are tired cos of playing 2 games in a week,etc.
like you mate im a spread,51years of age,6 days a week,own labouring,etc...
They havnt a clue!& dont get me started on those bloody ear muff headphones they wear!!especially the England team in france...
Talking of trowels,if you havnt got one try the nela superflex 2-its the tits!!!

Nela trowels

Are they the trowels with the brown almost 'pitted' handles? If so, a couple of spreads I know around here use them and reckon they're the dogs, really flexible? I only put on with the 13' Marshaltown then that goes back in the bucket, quick flat trowel with an 18'" Refina trowel, sponge float (used to use a hand-made wooden 'cross grainer' before them) then back to the Refina for a few finish trowels. The next trowel I get will definitely be a Nela. Like you, knocking up/cleaning up on my todd, labourers only get on my wick just standing watching or texting. Get's harder the older you get doesn't it! Wish I'd bloody listened at school...

Cork handles-(fork handles!!)

Pitted cork handles so plaster doesnt stick to them,really flexible so dont lay on with them (use your marshalltown as usual)just use the nela on the last 2 finish trowels,when the plaster has really set & you will have a glass finish mate...
Not such a strain on your arms,which is always a bonus for us oldies!!!

Watched a rerun of the game

Watched a rerun of the game last night and could not believe the commentators, drooling over every little step over, pass, flick and trick by the Man City "stars" including this one on De Bryne after his free kick went over the bar in the 1st half. 'His left foot his tasty but his right foot is delicious'. They get paid for this shit?! I half expected to see the commentators jacking each other off over it.

Guffaw M2C spot on mate!

some good

some good bollocks there Timmy D...:-)

Commentaters

Brilliant M2C! Have you ever tried to listen to the constant bollocks spouted/mumbled by I think, Martin Tyler? What is he on about? Unbelievable shite. Just shut up, nobody cares about your 'stats'. Wayne Rooney and the Watford goalkeeper both have dogs of the same name, Rooney getting his dog back in February and Gomes recently getting his from a rescue home, already named, so, more of a coincidence than... SHUT UP! I know we've done this before but how annoying this bloke really is. Now I'll have to watch football with the sound down, can't bloody stand it.