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Submitted by mcbikeman on Wed, 16/08/2017 - 16:50

The disaster of our home form has at last been discovered and is to be rectified by the time we kick off at home against huddersfield...what will be different well sit down before you read on but the green astroturf that surrounds the pitch is to be quote "replaced with a claret material" and again a quote from bilic "the contrast between the pitch and the surround will help players with there spatial awareness" well there you have it we will go unbeaten at home this season now...funny citeh/gooners/manure/chelski/watford/etc did not have that problem...ok ok chelski rectified there spatial awareness problem after the cup game but now we dont have any worries bring on real madrid lets see them cope with our new spatially aware squad now.

Yes, because we had no problem with our spacial awareness last weekend. Some people need to keep their gobs shut rather than just talk for the sake of it. Who was it who said " better to say nothing and let people think you are stupid, than open your mouth and confirm the fact."

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Also heard there gonna start having a shuttle bus running, to get slav and the players ,back and forth from dugout to side line ;)

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That's the stuff. I was getting dragged down into depression by it all until bikey saw the black humour in it. Relieved now that the team will be spatially aware. SSSSSOOOOO much confidence now. COYI. (is there a claret carpet at St Mary's?)

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