Whirpool Wilshere 'Wheelchair's' West Ham


As we are approaching what will probably be a very miserable Christmas and New Year, we thought we would give you this article heading as a freebie Christmas tongue twister, we defy anyone who has had a couple of drinks, or come to think of it anyone who is sober, to repeat five times "Whirpool Wilshere 'Wheelchair's' West Ham", without mixing the words up!

Of course very few people will be able to 'celebrate' having earned just shy of £5 Million this year and £10 Million in the previous two years, but professional 'elite' football players are a unique breed, they are often devoid of 'earthly' connections, which must be the case with ex England, Arsenal and West Ham's Jack Wilshere.

Having been completely unavailable to play for two FULL years out of the two and a bit years he was at the club, Wilshere was paid up 85% of the money he would have got in the third and final year of his ludicrous £100,000 per week deal just to get him off the books and out of the medical department.

The player's comments since leaving the club have been little short of disgraceful, one would have thought that having fleeced the club for over £14 Million ,Wilshere would have kept his own counsel as opposed to 'shooting his mouth off' repeatedly. His latest comments have really miffed a lot of Hammers fans off, and one day he may look back at what he said with regret.

“With my experience now, I’d be silly to sign for a team in a similar position to West Ham. When there is a relegation battle, teams want to nick a point, nick a goal and try and defend. That’s not the type of player I am. I want to enjoy my football.”

The absolute gall of the character to make that statement shows a man who is deluded,ungrateful and as fas as we can see, unwanted. Clubs have not exactly been beating a path to Wilshere's door in order to sign the 'free agent' have they? It appears that the demand for a £100,000 per week injury prone player, who's only apparent attribute is to be able to conceal himself inside a tumble dryer, has diminished somewhat.

The Hammers hierarchy should have a large image of Mr Wilshere hanging in their offices, so as to remind them of the lunacy involved with buying injury 'magnets', it's not Jack's fault, at least not entirely, that he picked up so many injuries, that we can accept, what is wholey unacceptable is to 'bite the hand that fedeth' so generously, for so long! - Ed

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As Trump!! Silly to sign for a team in a position like westham!! Good luck with that wheelchair,theres a club bottom of division 2 a stone's throw from my house that might take you on,as long as you can play for nothing!!

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That will be as good as it gets for him now 65,his top team playing days are definitely over.

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NorthHertsIron's picture

Quiet right no one wants him surprised i am not

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andycarrollstyle's picture

Read that as Quiet Riot - Bang your head!

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Elpojohn's picture

This Guy does,nt know the meaning of working for a living. He has been stealing a living at West Ham . Robbing the Club who he supported as a kid. Quite a disgrace.

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I am on hand to herald in the day and to announce its exit.

boogerscaravan's picture

He could get a job advertising washing machines - Smurf, for all your wet wank whites.....

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Sage's picture

I have family who were once very good friends with his parents. When he made the Arsenal academy, the Wilshere’s self elevated their status to the Elite setting. Little wonder he is the way he is. Maybe, if it had been about development, education and nurture he might have been a more rounded character instead of an overindulged, self absorbed prick with a permanent blue badge displayed on his dashboard. So here’s to a self-obsessed twat, with no filter - enjoy your life and thanks for everything you couldn’t achieve at the club you loved as a kid.

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Martin Sorrell

That he could not join the spuds because of his ties to Arsenal,good luck with that jack,I'm sure 1 of the top 6 are watching your every move!!

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moore2come's picture

FP WAC Hope he blows all the cash on hospital bills seeing as no club would want to pay them on top of a salary.

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