Salthouse In The Doghouse!
As the clock ticks and time moves onwards, it finally appears after years and years that he who shall not be named up there has finally realised how poor Will Salthouse has been for us. Whilst he may bring an odd gem for the fans, for every gem, it’s at the expense of 10 different players or managers!
This sudden realisation has miraculously occurred and was exaggerated through the fact that Nuno Espirito Santo likes to work with specific agents. Sully’s sour distaste will eventually benefit us in the long run, but the wankle squad we’ve accumulated across the years will need the same amount of time to be cured.
Nuno hasn’t been afraid to make his point, he’s shown David Sullivan that he simply won’t use someone if he’s given them and doesn’t want them, the best example of which is Callum Wilson, a freebee that was pawned off to us by Salthouse and even with the limited amount of strikers that we have, Nuno still refuses to play him because of the type of player he is and how he isn’t compatible to his playstyle. Sullivan also wouldn’t still purchase someone to prove a point, seeing as if they weren’t utilised… he’d just be wasting money! Almost nothing is worse than wasting money in DS’s eyes.
Santo’s stubbornness shall prevail!
The hardest lesson that Sullivan had to learn through Will was in recent times through Looney Lop, the Spaniards’ spending and lack of faith left Sully to sulk and form an everlasting hole of gloominess which still hasn’t been sealed up.
As the January window rolls around, there’ll now be a limited amount of winter hearsay, considering that the planned longlist of items to pawn off won’t have a shop to go to.
I’m afraid Salt & Pepper will have to set up shop somewhere for now and offer his clubcard prices to those who dare touch them…






