Two Bob bits any hole's a goal....

Well, it says it all really. (Two Bob) Roberto, see what I did there? The keeper is Two Bob at best and even that is being generous. Couldn't catch a bus, stop traffic, or save the whale. Any hole is a goal, as they are raining in every Jeffing week. Wurzel Gummage Pellegrini must be the most stubborn person going. He will not change anything and keeps serving up the same old shit, just like a bushtucker trial. I've had enough now, this is just bollox....

Burkie111's picture

Where did they get him from ? And who actualy recommended bringing him here ? Jaysus he is fekin useless, if Pell plays him against Lamps outfit then we're doomed

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boogerscaravan's picture

Husillos recommended him - he came in on a free presumably sponsored by Teflon?

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Burkie111's picture

Or specsavers

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In the national league,only at westham could we put him in goal whilst in the premier league

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boogerscaravan's picture

He'd struggle in the Sunday League playing for Real Sporting Frisbee......

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Luck he might actually catch a cold or flu and Martin can show us what he has got

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moore 6 legend's picture

Cant see him catching a cold mate.he'll just punch his way out of it.

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Hes Alvin's son, so at least he will put the effort in & the fans would probably warm to him....

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boogerscaravan's picture

Exactly H65 he'd be welcomed like a hero if 2 Bob doesn't play.

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2 Bob is right & the board are half a sixpence!!

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