Westham man/maybe women cave!!

Any ideas people? Obviously hammers theme,little bar in the corner,sky etc...got a bit of memorabilia as well hidden about.problem I've got is there's arsenal,spurs,Liverpool in the family & I don't want to leave anyone out...so I'm counting on the org to come up with some ideas..I thought of an alan sugar effigy in the corner or a pair of klippetys gleaming dentures in a glass!!

Dicks is the man's picture

"problem I've got is there's arsenal,spurs,Liverpool in the family". I'm afraid this is a big problem. id suggest you get a new family soon as possible.

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;) maybe I'll keep it just westham then eh!!

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moore 6 legend's picture

arsenal,spurs,Liverpool fans should be put in a cave ;)…….have you room for pool table, dart board that can double up at throwing darts at the sugar effigy too,toilet roll on the bar for the arswpie fan,a giant pen for the poo fan to sign on or a couple of hubcaps on the wall to make em feel welcome,bolt em down mind. a massive dildo stuck on the bar for the spud fan make sure it's a circumcised one or they may be offended ;)

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That will do for me!!;)

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moore 6 legend's picture

You may get a few ideas from this lot here dave. https://dailym.ai/2RfwAyj

also ain't this just the nutts. https://bit.ly/2F9BRCJ

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The one with the snooker table looks good same shaped pitch roof in the loft...but unless they do fold up ones might be a bit hard to get up there!!funny you should say that about the sign.was looking last night (boogers idea) about just getting claret & blue paint & there's big stickers you can buy online.the old crest not the bloody london one!!;)

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moore 6 legend's picture

Yes old crest all the way mate.
https://bit.ly/2FcBAyG
https://bit.ly/2KjwRzr

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Love them especially the 2nd one!!trying to butter up the missus mate...she won't have claret & blue paint,cos someone might want to stay over,blah blah blah but I've talked her into light blue paint,she doesn't know about the stickers though!;)

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moore 6 legend's picture

lol,yeah if I was to have a man cave i'd have em mate,bit of retro is what it's all about,as the geezer mentioned on ebay,you don't need to have em for the bin,i wonder if you can get em for a poo fan,bindippers lol

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I'll leave the bin in the corner next to klippetys bee gee style gnashers!!!

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boogerscaravan's picture

Cant you tell them theirs an embargo on foreign clubs and it looks to be indefinite? Then order extra claret and blue paint...

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