you have to laugh or you cry

Lanzini out until after the next international break no doubt argentina will want to fly him half way round the world again to prove we are not telling porkies...and now for whatever reason out comes 2/3 stories about us looking to buy a couple of midfielders in january lol shame nobody thought about that in the summer oh thats right they thought about it and now its turned into dildogate...what a club!

burkie's picture

When ever i hear about these kind of injuries that seem to break out willy nilly (and only with the good players by the way )i allways think the worst ,somebodys fingered him and hes waiting for it to be finalised, a big hole to fill against totalscum on Saturday morning

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Dicks is the man's picture

poor lad, being fingered like that. filling his hole. dear me.

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Willy nilly,fingered,holes to be filled...its the dildo bros influence im sure of it!!;)

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burkie's picture

Old one ,bloke goes into one of the dildo 's bros shop and says
"You got any of those long things bout ten inches ,all slipery ,big round fukin thing "
Guy behind the counter goes
"Yes mate we've got hundreds of them "
The bloke reaches into the inside pocket of his coat and pulls out a snips ,
"Well you'd better light one up mate ,ive come round to cut your electricity off "

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moore 6 legend's picture

A woman goes into a sex shop and asks the salesmen where the vibrators are and the sales man points to one of the walls so she walks over to them and she sees a very nice and big red one
She asks the sales man "How much is this one?"
He replies "It's not for sale luv its a fire extingisher"

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burkie's picture

Lol

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Hes injured. Guarantee he needs to have an operation at some point to.

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asheshammer's picture

and it has not healed yet.

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moore 6 legend's picture

Rushed back for the toon game I reckon

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