Are pensioners Being Given LSD? They Must Be After Warnock Comments

Coupled with the "Well I thought I've never seen (Felipe) Anderson as quiet this season. He ripped Newcastle to pieces and yes he lost Bruno once but I thought Morrison and Bamba did well tonight, I can't remember their strikers doing much at all," Comments made by the affable but obviously ageing Cardiff City manager Neil Warnock, he also confided that he asked how on earth his team were losing 3-0 at the time from fellow manger Manuel Pellegini. What football match did Warnock go to, was it one of those football fantasy 3D console games?

With the exception of a ten minute spell in the first half which culminated in an unjust penalty that was saved by 'bargain of the season' goalkeeper Lukas Fabianski, the visitors were relatively anonymous, whereas West Ham were dominant and the score could have been 4-1 before half time. Shortly after the beginning of the second half, Hammers and in particular Felipe Anderson, really kicked in to gear which makes the Cardiff City manager's comments about Anderson seem even more disjointed, because Anderson was devastating. The look of fear exhibited by the opposition defence each time he ran at them said it all,they did not know how to cope with his speed and trickery.

By the end of the match, and despite getting a late consolation goal, the visitors had been run absolutely ragged, but not in Neil Warnock's eyes! We suggest he markets whatever he is on at raves and parties because it must be a powerful psychoactive hallucinogen. - Ed

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He's full of sh*t!!

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He is a colourful character,with his wit,and sarcasm,and I feel he has had it in for us since the Tevez situation,as he was convinced that it was unfair of his beloved Sheffield to be relegated.He will never see any good in us,stubborn Yorkshire Man.

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cast iron's picture

He thought it was 3-0 although really it should have been, their goal should never have stood with Gunnarson putting both his hands out and stopping Fabianski from getting to the ball, how the ref give them a goal I Dont know It was a proper injustice.

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nevillenixon's picture

lost me £40 I had a £4 bet at 10-1 for a 3-0 scoreline!

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boogerscaravan's picture

Somebody should disconnect his piss bag and feed it to him.......cockwomble!!!

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Safe to say your not a fan of his then boogers!!

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moore 6 legend's picture

Sour grapes from the Yorkshire pudding,remember he wanted compo for lost earnings and the effect on his career,over the tevez fiasco,worncock,beano,and,Mcscabies,not worth a cup of cold piss imo.

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asheshammer's picture

I just saw the highlights of the Cardiff match. I didn't even know we were playing mid-week! (That's the pensioner part). Now I am wondering what team was that in Claret and Blue, because it looked to good to be West Ham. (That's the LSD part.) They were amazing! Arnautovic could have had two goals, Antonio could have had a hat trick, Anderson could have scored, Ogbonna could have scored, Snoddy could have scored, Diangana could've had 2. So it could have been 13-0. And who is this Lucas Perez? -- WOW! and Diangana was terrific, Antonio looked like his old self, and Fabianski was superb. Their penalty should never have been given as there were 3 offside, and their goal should have been disallowed for a foul on Fabianski as Cardiff boxed him out of play like it was a basketball game. I've never seen anything like it, and am still surprised that the match even took place!

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

I bet he had a nervous break down when he misread the team sheet... Perez! Probably thought it was deja vu and Carlos Tevez had come back to haunt him!!!

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