VAR Yesterday-The Truth!

Those attending the 'viagra and acid' rave down at Stockley Park were 'well impressed' by the lavish spread laid on by Robert Jones enterprises who specialise in 'elite' VIP parties for privileged footballers and Z list 'soshall' media celebrities.

" The light show was fantastic " said one female party goer who was still able to string a cohesive sentence together, but he friend summed up the party atmosphere by saying Jones's body make up stole the show!

Various ex-commentators and pundits who have found themselves out of a job in recent times guested on the turntables, they put together a rousing sounds of a generation compilation of songs which included "who's sorry now"!

All in all a wonderful time was had by all those who attended, under a strict confidentiality basis, there was however a bit of confusion at the very end when the AI machine developed a fault towards the very end of the match, but as usual the hosts said that there was nothing to worry about because the match had only involved two SMALL clubs.

Nothing unusual there then! -Ed

Comments

To be honest

VAR has totally ruined the game for me irrespective of getting decisions wrong. I thought it was only meant to be for clear and obvious errors but here we are spending five minutes or more on practically every goal measuring fractions of a millimetre on offside calls, yet totally missing clear and obvious decisions. Its like Bg Brother to the referees and linesmen who are already under the cosh

Spot on, Deluded!

Now it’s like Big Brother. They even checked on a player scratching his arse in case it was in or outside the penalty area
What’s the point in VAR when it’s manned by the same inept referees.
The only difference being they’re off the pitch.

VAR

Has stopped Refs taking responsibility for decisions they just leave it to the voice in there ear.....Surely the Ref can just say to VAR no need to review i am happy with my decision.....but that will not happen and so we are left with this mess.

People moaned about know VAR at the Bristol City game as the ref did not see the tackle on Ings and decisions going wrong but instead of stopping and contemplating your navel for 3/4 mins you just get on with it and whilst not perfect VAR has shown nothing is so give me back the game before VAR as it is far better IMO

yes agree

but since V.A.R was introduced I've noticed a decline in the ability and professionalism and standard of referees and the linesman decision to not put the flag up immediately a player is offside is i.m.op ludicrous and dangerous and if any one involved in the games criticises a ref they get fined and banned from the touch line bloody stupid

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VAR Yesterday-The Truth!