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Continuing with our Western vernacular of the Three Wheels on my Wagon, we again find ourselves in 'Bandit' territory with 'Marshall Moyes' attempting to keep the press and public at bay from his fort in the east end.

Security has been tightened in Moyes' tower block ahead of possible insurgences by 'the disgruntled', of which there are many! Even the lovely Mrs Moyes has been instructed with and made aware of the defensive capabilities of a frozen Haggis taken straight out of the freezer should the outer perimeter defences be penetrated.

It is rare in this modern age that unity can be found among competitors, however Hammers latest recent downturn has UNITED ALL of the Irons media platforms from KUMB to Claret & Hugh, West Ham Till I die AND all the other newer sites that are available now.

The one thing everyone is saying irrespective of the site or the site's editor's agendas, is that Moyes really has to go! For too long fans have been sucked up by the 'success' drug, sixth here, seventh there in the League and of course the club's 1st silverware since 1980.

There was a novelty hit record back in the sixties when such records sold in vast numbers, many a coke habit and country pad were paid for by the royalties such 'dumned down' music generated, even the great Sir George Martin used to make songs like "right said Fred" before going on to craft some of the Beatle's finest.