All Aboard The Czech Plane - West Ham’s Pick & Mix

David Sullivan’s Merry-Go-Round strategy is already being implemented as he has found a handful of striker targets from the Czech League and will attempt to convince one to come over to replace the departed Fulkrug.

It’ll be all aboard the plane to the Czech Republic, but that’s only lucky if you’re not sent on coach! The names of interest from said region are Viktoria Plzen’s forward Rafiu Durosinmi, who’s a Nigerian Forward that ultimately embodies the like-for-like definition of a target man.

Secondly is Sparta Praha’s Albion Rrahmani, who’s a 25 year old forward, currently managing 14 G/A this season. He has been regarded as a clinical finisher who is also both footed, which is handy considering the Hammers are used to forwards with two left feet!

Last but not least is our favourite club in Slavia Prague, who have Mojmír Chytil. The forward offers a different type of role in comparison to others, a striker but someone who can also drop deeper to hold up the ball and look for a passing opportunity into the final third or the box.

All candidates offer a variation of different skill sets as a striker and all would cost less than £10,000,000 to secure a deal, no surprises there… but at least it’s not a client of he who shall not be named

Seeing as David Sullivan has total control of transfers, he personally believes that there’s not ‘great value’ in England and it’s better to be searching abroad for targets, therefore not only going against Nuno’s wishes, but also opting for said type of players meaning the club will be relying on its luck stars to hope whichever striker is signed can hit the ground running.

A wise moment to move for unknown cheap talent? Or is it pure panic to attempt something different and hope it works because many fans have been asking to jump on the Merry-go-round of unknown talent, but to do so at such a pivotal point of the season could see Hammers’ twisted fate take a turn for the worse.

In the meantime, it’s a visit to FlixBus and on the way to scout the next outlandish target who might be flattered on being proposed a move to a World Class Stadium.