The Decs-Scam & Em Show

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Submitted by Louis Nixon on Thu, 23/03/2023 - 17:20

Tonight England face Italy for their European Championship Qualifying Group C game at The Diego Armando Maradona Stadium, a game that promises to feature two if not three Hammers players. Declan Rice lines up for England against Roberto Mancini's Italian team that will most likely feature Emerson Palmieri and Gianluca Scamacca.

Is It Strikers Or Moyes' Fault?

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Mon, 20/03/2023 - 16:28

Scurrilous rumours have been 'leaked' to the Press recently regarding Hammers £35 Million striker Gianluca Scamacca, apparently Dino Moyes is 'unhappy' with the imposing 6'5" striker. Perhaps it is because Scamacca stands head and shoulders over the visibly ageing Moyes?

Funnily enough another tall striker also incurred Dino's displeasure, record signing Sebastien Haller was deemed 'not fit for purpose' by Moyes and was moved on at enormous financial loss. The Frenchman went on to break the Champions League scoring record while at Ajax before moving to Germany.

What is the best time to place a live bet?

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Mon, 20/03/2023 - 15:02

Are you interested in placing a live bet on the Irons? One key trait of winners is being able to identify when to place their bet, especially in live football betting. Football matches have various phases and situations, with one team dominating at times only to face sudden setbacks. These shifts in fortune can affect odds in favour of teams that have recently drawn or even won after making a comeback, such as having higher values than teams who just lost after making their comeback.

April Fools Fixture List!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 18/03/2023 - 10:26

West Ham will 'enjoy' a break from their Premier League survival scrap this weekend because the game against Manchester City has been postponed due to City's Cup endeavours. However any joy will be relatively short lived because after this weekend is the International break during which many of Dino Moyes' team will be off representing their respective nations.

Now West Ham v Larnaca Line Ups

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Thu, 16/03/2023 - 18:50

West Ham: Areola, Johnson, Zouma, Ogbonna (c), Cresswell, Souček, Paquetá, Lanzini, Bowen, Fornals, Scamacca
Subs: Hegyi (GK), Anang (GK), Aguerd, Benrahma, Cornet, Ings, Kehrer, Emerson, Rice, Laing, Mubama, Potts

Larnaca: Pirić, Casas, Tomović, Gonzalez (c), Englezou, Ledes, Sanjurjo, Mamas, Jakoliš, Nikolić, Naoum
Subs: Toumpas (GK), Stylianidis (GK), Tričkovski, Faraj, Lopes, Miličević, Rosales, Pons, Christoforou, H.Andreou, Altman

The Emporer's New Clothes!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Tue, 14/03/2023 - 18:26

Conspiracy theories abound at this moment in time regarding the club's descent into the Championship, why would the Board want it? Their share values will go down like a lead balloon following relegation, so why on Earth are they seemingly just watching on as their prized asset's value crashes?

'Dino' Loses The Plot!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 12/03/2023 - 20:23

Picture it now, your team are at home to the League's biggest time wasters and worst 'simulators'. Despite you, your team is still in with a shout for three incredibly valuable points in their desperate scrap against relegation. 60,000 fans are cheering your team on for the closing stages of the game which is finely balanced, the match officials, particularly the linesman on the opposite flank to the dug outs are blind to the 'Villains' perpetual play acting and time wasting, but nevertheless there is is still a good chance of getting a result, so what do you do?

Live Now West Ham v Villa Line ups

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 12/03/2023 - 10:31

West Ham: Areola, Kehrer, Zouma, Aguerd, Emerson, Rice, Soucek, Bowen, Paqueta, Benrahma, Ings
Subs: Anang, Johnson, Cresswell, Scamacca, Fornals, Lanzini, Downes, Cornet, Ogbonna
Villa: Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Mings, Moreno, McGinn, Ramsey, Luiz, Bailey, Watkins, Buendia.
Subs: Olsen, Sinisalo, Carlos, Traore, Chambers, Young, Duran, Digne.

Which Villain Will Prevail?

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 12/03/2023 - 10:11

"Ooh you are awful, but I like you" was a catch phrase of the late great comedian Dick Emery, his totally politically incorrect 'camp fire' character would utter such an expression just before aggressively pushing away or slapping the reporter asking him questions regarding his 'camp' stance and it's inferred standpoint. Many referenced the expression when Unai Emery chose to manage Arsenal instead of West Ham and were amused by the brevity of his tenure.


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