Arnie's Back!

Snake 2:0, Marko Arnautovic, has deemed that West Ham United can avail themselves of his talent by bringing him back from his 'Chinese' exile, at least that is according to his brother and agent. It seems the attraction of earning huge amounts of money has waned somewhat, he and his young family have grown tired of the countless 'minders' that accompany them where ever they go, and are looking to return to 'civilisation!

David Moyes is an admirer of Arnautovic, and is credited for turning the winger in to one of the Barclays Premier League's most feared strikers during his first tenure as manager. Apparently 'Arnie' is prepared to take a huge salary cut in order to play at the London Stadium again, and has cited his brothers 'greed' as the reason for his acrimonious departure from the Irons in order to seek his fortune in China.

Although Moyes is a keen admirer it is a point of conjecture as to whether Arnie's return would be a good or bad thing for the club, he might upset the apple cart and mess up the wonderful team spirit that the manager has engendered within his squad.

That said, Hammers do desperately need at least one more striker, but cannot afford to 'take a punt' at high value players, the shadow of 'Hallergate' has been cast long and permanent in the hierarchy's psyche. Maybe the devil you know is better than the devil you don't, and a firing on all cylinders Marko Arnautovic might be just what is needed at the London Stadium. - Ed

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mcbikeman's picture

He and his brother can F**K off....does he honestly think we will believe he has suddenly realised his brothers just out for himself and all the money he can get.....if thats the case what a sad man who cannot see whats been in front of him all his career.....

Moyes brings him back all his good work and earning the trust of the supporters will go out the window......why not bring Payet back as well!....

Arnie has had his time as far as i am concerned and even if he offered to play for nothing it would still be to much.

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nevillenixon's picture

Sorry, couldn't resist it!

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North Herts Hammer's picture

mate

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mcbikeman's picture

should of checked the date and time grrrr

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Mr Green St's picture

PHEW.......... Totally forgot the date......and was ready to Blow a Gasket!
I think we can safetly say that those "Snake" chapters are well and truly OVER!

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andycarrollstyle's picture

Haha well played Nev

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Great April Fool

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nev nice one even tho i do agree with Mcbikeman

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Could of gone one better Nev,and wrote Haller had some un finished business with us,would of put us all on a downer.

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