Ex Hammers Both Score, Jarvis On His Debut

Wouldn't you adam and eve it! Matt Jarvis, massively over priced winger arrived from Wolves on big money, for big money, and did relatively bugger all while at the Boleyn. As soon as Jarvis moves on loan to Norwich, he manages to achieve that 'hen's teeth' moment and actually score a goal! The other over priced import who has left the Boleyn having expensively arrived from Liverpool, Stewart Downing, scored for Championship club Middlesborough. As both players were brought in by Sam Allardyce, it is little wonder that their 'frailties' would be exposed once their mentor had departed, because as most people know, or are about to find out, "Billic doesn't like bullshit" but both players scored!- Ed