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Submitted by darrenharry on Sat, 07/03/2015 - 13:50

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Does one obtain for being able to suck ones own plums whilst humming the theme tune to Blake 7?

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nevillenixon

Sat, 07/03/2015 - 17:58

your such a naughty chap dazza, for that you are sentenced to a full on 'dubai physio room special', it has to be a la top gear, with old favourites (english spelling despite microsoft f*** heads) returning, you are allowed to split it in two, but I've heard that you have a reputation for that! points will be deducted for poor grammar and rewarded for frankie howard/round the horne(older people) references and metaphors. -Ed

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around the horn , Jesus , that brings me back, Leslie Philips if i remember, left hand down a bit , every Sunday while mum was dishing up the roast , desert island discs , family favorite s , wasn't Katie Boyle some horny, sorry, honey , my old dad mad us turn off the telly every Sunday after the six o clock news all that was on was religious programs , songs of praise and the mandatory appeal for the starvin children , he maintained it was to cool it down , couldn't turn it back on till 8 and Sunday night at the London Palladium we used to watch it in our jammy's i used to love the end when all the stars would go round and round on that roundy thing , was Brucie the first host , Jayus he's still going strong , the night Cliff Richard first appeared was mad , even my 2 older sisters were screaming , bed after that

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Burkie 1

Ooh sshhh Madam Perlease, nay nay and thrice nay...

Oh how I loved Frankie Howerd. Saw him do stand up in Palmers Green once. Funniest thing I've ever seen to date.

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nevillenixon

Sat, 07/03/2015 - 18:02

I couldn't decide if it was laptop or a la top gear, now is that a conundrum? No it wasn't, we need your wit and humour, allied to your ecclesiastical attention to detail!

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DH's wit and humour is second to none so long may it continue, I feel a physio session coming soon

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Hammers65

Sat, 07/03/2015 - 20:29

Come on darren we are well overdue a physio room tale...methinks youve been conjuring up a classic for sometime....

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Bullyhammer

Mon, 09/03/2015 - 12:56

Aint that the truth! For those missing Darren's wit, they should find themselves a Tom Sharpe book: "Wilt" or "Porterhouse Blues" or "Blott on the landscape"... in fact almost anything by the late great satirist is liable to have you in stitches!! :-)

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