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It’s All Hokey Pokey For Nuno Fate

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 05/01/2026 - 11:31

A recent surge of reports from certain stooges revealed that Nuno was on a tightrope come the end of the Wolves battering and that the inevitable sack was imminent, however, these statements have been quashed given that Nuno isn’t under any current threat.

The Hammers will have confirmed Taty Castellanos and the other forward signing of Pablo, two forwards whom Nuno requested himself, therefore spending €50,000,000 on the manager’s player to sack him a day later is on another level of incompetence… though if any club were to do it, it would be the Ol’ Hammers.

However, it would be abnormal for an action to make logical sense at West Ham and things aren’t always as they seem, it has been said that if the Hammers are to lose to Nottingham Forest on Tuesday night, Nuno will be under an immense amount of pressure seeing as many higher ups were more hopeful for the Brighton, Fulham and Wolves matches, certainly not expecting to get a lone point from the three in total.

Many are hopeful that the signings will be handy dandy and can push the Hammers away from relegation, with no wins in nine matches but a handful of draws picked along the way, Nuno’s closed the bridge to his former side, Nottingham Forest. A victory on the anticipated freezing Tuesday would place West Ham within a point, but a loss would have detrimental results for the table.

What is ongoing in the club is unknown, but at this moment in time, Nuno has 100% backing.

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boogerscaravan's picture

Sorry to disagree Louis. But I believe if we get a negative result tomorrow Nuno will be sacked. Obviously if we get a resounding victory he wont be. That has to be the most bizarre and ludicrous situation ever.

The signing of Pablo and possible signing of Tatty Grandes, makes no sense if the Manager they have come to play for is given the gooner before they've even started training. Like I said this is the most bizarre and ludicrous situation ever.

This is what BS have done to our club. I don't think Nuno has the fight for this situation and we should be looking at someone who can reset us as we are destined for the Championship. I'm convinced there is someone waiting in the wings. We are a circus in a time when Man Utd have sacked the rim and Chelsea have sacked Pep Mk II - It would appear the games gone mad...?

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boogerscaravan's picture

Just watched Nunos press conference ahead of the Forest game.

That is one irritated, frustrated, to an extent bored. Most of all though, that man did not want to be there, that's for sure.

That is one gunpowder keg of an atmosphere at the club, Jesus!!

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Stay calm and smash forest. Tomorrow it'll all be rosy

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I'm not sure they are Nuno signings. When asked he seemed very vague. The one thing he kept repeating was how complex a situation it was. That says to me Dildo Dave is selecting the signings.

As for Traore, Fulham want 7 million now from us and he is a Nuno request. I think sullivan knows it will cost him 7 million to sack Nuno. So I think that's firmly on ice for now..

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Your right Boogers...All rosy Var,i like your humour,you know it runs deeper,if we beat Forest,there is still the rest of the season,i still think we are gone,so do you.

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