Klopp Looking Thru Wenger's Eyes!

Here at the Org we have always found Jurgen Klopp entertaining and generally a fine addition to the Barclays Premier League, but whether it is because his team Liverpool have had a less than wonderful start to the season and he is becoming fatigued at trying to get his team back to the top, or for some other reason, Klopp seems to have started to see things through, ..dun, dun, dun..'Arsene Wenger Eyes!'

That terrible myopic syndrome that seems to afflict 'top team' managers when confronted with their own side's frailties or failures, has claimed yet another 'victim'. The unfortunate recipient of the affliction is Klopp, who compounded his symptoms by his observations regarding the 'Mo Salah Sniper Incident' involving Authur Masuaku's little toe.

Klopp, is adamant that his frontman was caught, with the bruises there to prove it, and is baffled as to why an incident that played out as it should have done has created such a storm. The Liverpool boss told reporters when quizzed on the criticism aimed at Salah: “What can I say? No, I don’t understand the criticism. I don’t know what people need. What can I say? It was a foul, pretty much for everybody who saw the situation. Believe it or not, yesterday morning I spoke to Mo about how he feels and he has exactly three proper knocks, and one of them is from the penalty situation. There’s a knock, you go down or not, sometimes the ref whistles.We don’t talk for long about penalties we don’t get, but now three days after the game we talk about it, and there was clear contact."

Klopp raises salient points, but his myopia also meant he didn't see that one of his 'front men', and we use that expression because they have plenty of 'front' when it comes to claiming innocence, should have been red carded for lunging at Hammers keeper Fabianski, obviously a sight that Klopp either chose to forget or not to acknowledge.

Either way it is a shame that the 'Normal One' has started to become like the others, and worse still unless Klopp is cured of his current Myopia there is a fear he may well go on to develop the full blown Wenger 'Specsavers' condition, for which there is currently no known cure. - Ed

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boogerscaravan's picture

Nice one Nev. When it comes to ze likable German, I only ever see Beaker off ze muppet show!!

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That the 4th bee gee has also joined the specsavers club...salah regardless if he was slightly caught or not is a cheat,rolled round like a girls blouse can you imagine what he had of done if chopper Harris or bite your legs norman hunter had of tackled him

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NorthHertsIron's picture

our own Julian Dicks

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Isnt he inside at the moment?lol

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I think he is or he was......Billy Bonds lets not forget him,he would of killed him,the strength he had,i cant ever remember seeing Bondzo being bundled off the ball.

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Billy Bonds mate

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What a bloke he was though mate,no shin pads,socks down by his ankles,talk about fighting for the cause,no one scythed him down,it would do good to show haller a video of him,it would frighten the life out of him.

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I reckon given the choice haller would rather get back to his playstation than watch a vid of the great man

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Playstations hey thats right....superficial crap,like BGT and all the other bilge that gets churned out,in what is supposed to be entertainment these days.

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They could never of competed with the likes of them 65,the players of today are weak in body and mind,salah would of cried,and said hes going in,and took his ball with him.They think they are the elite,untouchable,buffered from normal life,will never have the trials that we go through,excessive money given to them,has made them like it,just throw money at any obstacle that come their way.

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Mind you,its not just salah that is partial to dramatising things,that bloke kane is the same,he is like jack cousteau he is,get near him and he dives.

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