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Submitted by boogerscaravan on Fri, 08/08/2025 - 10:41

I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie. But last night she said to me while we was watching telly.

This is what she said - She said, listen John I love you, but theres this bloke I fancy, I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you & me.

Who's this bloke I asked her? Herman she replied. Not that puff I said dismayed. Yes, but he's no puff she cried. He's a better keeper than you'll ever be.

But I know he's a moron Herman is a moron...

Ere we go 2 3 4........

One for the Grandads kids - sorry but I just could not resist it.

I thank you
https://youtu.be/ybp-NbONgBo?si=flAz9xwHUzRLiBE4

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I know Bikey bloody gateway timeout for 15 mins every sodding time...aaaagghhh!!

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Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer blue flag up yer arse!!

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