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New Season Predictions

Deluded Hammer's picture
Submitted by Deluded Hammer on Thu, 14/08/2025 - 08:25

So, who are confident and who are despondent for the coming season? Nail your predictions to the mast now or forever hold your peace.
I can only see us having a maximum of five points by the end of September, probably leaving us somewhere in the bottom three but maybe just avoiding relegation at the end of the season due to the limitations of the three promoted clubs.
Potter to possibly be gone by Christmas.

mcbikeman's picture

with the £145million recently borrowed from Barclays and last night

Documents published at Companies House today reveal West Ham have registered a charge to borrow more money secured against property at Chadwell Heath, Rush Green, Little Heath, and the Beckton clubhouse. The funds are coming from Rights and Media Funding Limited and represent a multi-million-pound credit facility.

West Ham borrow from Rights and Media Funding Limited, a company with no employees, hardly any assets apart from loans to companies, and which owes about £290m itself to creditors...WTF is going on.

Anyway if we are still in business by next May i reckon we will end up 14th at best but that is being generous..Sunderland game will be the best guide for sure but like i told the missus it's going to be long and hard!

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hammergirl's picture

I have just this moment put a post up about this it is such a worry that our club is slowly having the flesh picked from its bones.

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boogerscaravan's picture

You know, it's funny. I was speaking to my prostate examiner yesterday about this.

I walked in he said take off your clothes. I said where shall I put them? He said over there on top of mine.

I was told to lie face down on the bed and put my face through the hole. That brings back memories of days gone by I remarked.

Now then Derek he said it's not unusual to get an erection during a prostate exam it's perfectly normal. My names not Derek, I said. No but mine is came the reply.

He also remarked that I shouldn't be twerking either. I said I thought I was rather good.

Anyway I digress, turns out he was a Tottenham supporter so I said this would be the last time we would be playing them for a few years. As we were going down with Sunderland and Burnley... At that point he removed his rubber glove and I felt I was well and truly proper fvcked..!!

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Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer blue flag up yer arse!!

Tenth would be success for me. We are rebuilding, again! Let’s get behind Potter give him a full season to put his mark on the team, but please , when we do get to the opposition box let’s not see how few passes we can take to get the ball safely back to our goalkeepers feet.

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Deluded Hammer's picture

That's three of the five points I optimistically hoped for by the end of September gone down the drain. Did you know the last ex Chelsea manager we hired got us relegated?

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mcbikeman's picture

So lets recap we are shit and getting shitter i am sure the media team will swing into action and put a positive spin on it all...good luck with that.... and to top it all Brady is on talkshite this morning no doubt telling us why the club are unable to buy because of PSR...i will not be listening....and one last thing on Paqueta and the news he wants to move well apparently that did not come from him and he was happy to stay but the club asked ASKED if he wants to move as they have offers for him and now he is thinking about his future.....what a shit way to run a club eh....and yes i revise my prediction to 19th!

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moore2come's picture

After that weekend result, and that dwarf still our owner, we could become the 1st PL club to fail to win a game in a season. Think I'll scrap my earlier prediction and just say the end is nigh

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

Feeling optimistic this morning

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