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West Ham's total disrespect for the lovely chaps at whl

Submitted by Red Neck Iron on Thu, 03/03/2016 - 13:54

We really are a bunch bar stewards aren't we! Ha ha.

Imagine the scene, spuds coming to our place on a decent run thinking they are unbeatable. "We will go top here tonight lads, bring it on champions" thrashed in the first game no worries. Deluded supporters saying their "firms" are gona take us. The statue is at threat, people's lives are and so is the old girl we sit in every week. Nobody at West Ham took this serious, but spuds fans the council and police did.
Council boarded up bobbys eyes, police arrived in force on horses, helicopters over heard! The team arrived and they swaggered in like it was a formality.
But they were ambushed like a nerd at a frat party! We got into them early pulled their pants down slapped their arse and tied them to a lamp post for the night!

In return the media, fans and manager have been desperately looking for straws to clutch at. We all heard of lasagne gate and boy have we laughed for years at that ,this time Spurs have improved by giving us more excuses than we can handle! The pitch was poor and they struggled with our direct style says the ponch. A couple of injuries say motd dembele and alli. Tiredness say their supporters! Kane's form is hampered by his mask.

Oh please yawn give us a break, maybe even some credit. Firstly the pitch yes it's poor but it shouldn't be beneficial to us either and of course we have all seen worse! Injuries? We they had no dembele but Ali was on the bench and they have largely escaped injuries all season plus we had Reid, Valencia, byram, Tonka, obrian, Moses, out and sakho not match fit in this game alone. Tiredness? Well I'm sure they have played a lot of games but our season started in July! They have had options to rotate due to lack of injuries whereas we don't really know our best 11 as we have never had a full squad! As for that mask well Costa does ok in his, plus if he is struggling play another option. It makes him look better anyway.

We really are a bunch of bar stewards aren't we

Headless Chicken Run's picture

as you say, we smacked their arse and sent them back to North London whinging and whinning about anything and everything they could. Excuses, excuses, yawn, yawn. Everyone seems to forget that our season started way back in July, when the kids were still at school before their summer holidays started !!

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On the subject of the pitch, I heard that big Sam critised it saying it wasn't as bad as this in the four years he was in charge! Maybe that old ball thing running along that grass has worn it out, Sam?

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asheshammer's picture

I giggled listening to Pinnochio trying to make excuses. The funniest thing is seeing the two losers (Tottenham and Arsenal) fighting it out in a London derby to see whose season is going to finish in a more disappointing way.

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mcbikeman's picture

as ever that lot...always like I said mentioning to anyone and everyone what a big club they are when we know what a big joke they are....I thought they look tired I mean what is the time difference between north and east London! I hope they get beat Saturday as I can use the whining noise from there gobby fans to scare the cats out of my garden.....only thing wrong with yesterday was no close up of levy squirming in his seat...

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La Vida Hammer's picture

we (COYI) stopped them from playing, we (COYI) was fecking brilliant.

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moore 6 legend's picture

Nice 1 red, guffaw! apparently the mighty hammers denied them going top since march 1964,what are we like ;)

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Fed up with everyone saying spuds played badly. Comments as the game unfolded were, how we got into them early closed them down and deprived them of space. If we deprived them of space it's good play by us. After all we can all play well if we are given loads of space. They couldn't get their passing game going because WE didn't allow it not because they played badly

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moore2come's picture

They have been very fortunate with injuries this season. Maybe they should try to imagine having their main strikers injured for god knows how long. Without Kane they would be nowhere near the top of the league. His goals, 19 of em i think, would be a big miss for them. Hope it happens to em soon

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Johnathan Pearce's interview with Slaven Bilic after the game (BBC online) was perhaps the best one yet from him and the praise on tactics and West Ham players was excellent! The media as always reported how bad Spurs were and very little on the way we outplayed them and a little known fact missed by all was that We made sure Spurs did not have one shot on goal the whole of the first half and that has only happened to them once before in their recorded history!!!
Second half was more open but our defence and Adrian were superb. We are ticking again with three wins on the bounce, let's hope it continues at Everton on Saturday!

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cast iron's picture

Remember our last meeting with Everton when Payet was blatently failed by Mcmanaman did'nt even get booked, but Payet was out for 2 months. We want to be careful today because the last thing we want are any injuries before the Man utd game. I think the toffees will capitalise on this as they have no cups or silverware to worry about

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moore 6 legend's picture

I just hope the refs takes note and a bit of protection given on all of our players,is that dirty git McCarthy playing today

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