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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 22/04/2019 - 19:41

Shearer, Murphy, curbishley? Who gets the prize

Drones on & bores you to sleep,carragher (there should be subtitles whenever he speaks) & merson every week his fave phrase is "oh no he's hit the beans (post)!!" Twat makes up his own rhyming slang!!;)

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Carragher should be off the screens,and not seen again after gobbing on them supporters,and Gary Neville thinks he know it all proper tosser,and completely biased with United,Phil Thompsons the same with Liverpool.

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Also le tiss thinks Southampton is the capital of England!!

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I also like the Merson bit where you say he makes up his own rhymes LOL,he does aswell,he don't know what hes on about sometimes.

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mcbikeman's picture

i know he is seen as one of the greatest but he is just so boring,,,and of course Martin Tyler soon as they pension him off the better imo

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mcbikeman's picture

barely two mins into a match and he's off on a tangent about something totally unrelated...he should of retired after his Aguerooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moment

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I thought you were guna say fishermans friend there for a minute 6 ,ah brings me back, i used to love sucking a fishermans friend ,

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Burkie 1

Any woman commentator sorry they just bore me ,

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mcbikeman's picture

Anyone see him after manures defeat to citeh last night he was top Quality along with souness none of the towing the party line or fawning nonsense he had neville squirming in his seat as he tried to defend the indefensible he just told it as it is and i am sure he would of loved too of been a lot more forceful in his opinion but refrained from using the language which i am sure would of been full of expletives as to many if not all the manure players...the line about them being bluffers and are throwing Ole under the bus the same as they did too moanrino was brilliant and told it as we all see it....imagine him on soccer saturday staring down stelling and co when they come out will a load or crap lol would make me watch regular then.....and as for souness having a dig at neville when he came out with "the utd defenders were tired tracking the runs of the citeh players" ...."after 53mins you are tired then there something wrong with the players tired after 53mins i'm not having that" with keano chipping in that "utd were in an even bigger mess than he thought they were if that was the case"...neville just sitting treading water claiming this coming from two midfielders not understanding defending lol errrr you lost any credibilty and the argument neville pack your bags now.

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Just watched it on youtube,neville is one off the wrist,keane told him in the politest way how crap his beloved United really are.

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moore 6 legend's picture

Not a fan of keane the miserable git,but he don't mince his words i'll give him that,his punditry is ruthless,i did have to laugh when he accuses Fred of cheating for failing to track back.

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It was the same in the world cup. when roy keane is on the panel you can cut the atmosphere with a knife waiting for him to strongly disagree with the rest of them...

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Jonathan Pearce comes out with some good cliques

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boogerscaravan's picture

Shearer most miserable git going - Souness sends you too sleep - Alan Smith sounds like a competition winner - Roy Keane always looks as though someones crapped in his Slippers..................I thank you..!!

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Oi big boy, what's your name?

moore2come's picture

OK, we all know Lawro's an arse but reading an article on BBC I did have to laugh at his response to open questions on Reddit - Q: Hi Mark, would you rather fight one Andy Carroll-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized Andy Carrolls?
A: 100 duck-sized Andy Carrolls. Because 95% would be injured anyway.
It was the injured part that made me laugh as it's so bang on

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hammergirl's picture

my god he just drones on and on and on and on and on and on and on

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