Please God Wilshere To Rangers!

This cannot be, West Ham United, perennial supporters of the catastrophically long term injury' league, might transfer their star 'cripple' over the border to Scotland, with Glasgow Rangers being his unlikely destination. However before fans start to dance in the streets, any deal relating to 'Jack's' departure would almost inevitably involve some form of financial cushion for the 'victims'.

Somewhat harsh you might say, but Jack 'Wheel Chair' Wilshere has spent two seasons pocketing TWICE the wages paid to club captain Mark Noble! The astonishing and outrageous wages that Wilshere's agent managed to prise out of the Hammers hierarchy beggar belief, however in the current financial climate they seem inappropriate. If Jack Wilshere doesn't head North, and there is more than a possibility that he would elect to stay in London., then surely the club must come to some arrangement with him to curtail his serviced, and his huge salary.

The source of one of the most bizarre or exciting rumours of the transfer window, is that it has been claimed that Jack Wilshere played for a Glasgow Rangers XI as a trialist on Wednesday against Plymouth Argyle. Rangers won the match 3-2 with a late winner, but it is the rumour that Wilshere played for the Glasgow side on the day that appears to be attracting plenty of attention from supporters. The midfielder is in Scotland at the moment as he trains with the Irons, so how he was able to play for Rangers against Plymouth last night and be training with West Ham today is up for debate, unless Rangers had a private plane available for the return and were able to give Jack a lift, alternatively he could have just paid for a private jet for himself and the Rangers team out of his own pocket!

Unfortunately, like the player himself, this one has no legs! - Ed