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Burkie 1's picture
Submitted by Burkie 1 on Tue, 23/06/2015 - 16:59

the more i think of it the more i think MY BRAINWAVE about selling little pieces of the pitch is is a runner , i haven't got a clue how to contact them( the club ) so maybe Nev you could do it , make a fortune for charity , any one good at maths ? work out how big the pitch is and how many 6" sq's you'd get , maybe 100 quid a pop , i duno , wat cha fink

Bullyhammer's picture

The pitch is 110x70 yards which is near as dammit 70,000 sq ft. That would work out at 7 million quid if sold at 100 quid per sq ft! :-)) What's your cut, Burkie??

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by Jasus Bully thats some calculator you've got there , so depending on demand if they cut it down to 6" sq's thats em, let me see, 8 +1/5 , move the decimal point about two inches to the left , carry the 7, divided by 19 subtract my cut , thats 14 mill, nice little earner for the B M foundation , how many punters is that bully ?

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Burkie 1

I'm just hoping B&Q have a deal on turf after the last game of our season, my Ebay account will have never been so busy.....get your Upton Park turf here

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moore 6 legend's picture

Someone can put it to gold if they have twitter burkie,i want 24/7 round the clock watch on that special lawn,i'm hearing a gang of rastafarians are planning to break in and smoke it all overnight ;))

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you lot can scoff all you like ,you wont be laughing when i get my O B E or when im made a knight of the garter or suspender or whatever .lol

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Burkie 1

If your idea takes off and I miss out on 'the' bit of turf then you will know what nemesis means Burkie! I have google earth pinpointed ready and Oliver has been given detailed plans and a swiss army knife ready to go! Now leave it!!! lol

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no not Ollie , pleeeessee not Ollie , i'll do anything , anything do you hear , you heartless bastard , i'll put the Irish defence forces on full alert , and the navy to step up patrols and i'll use the special code word only known to a handful of people , now what was their number again

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Burkie 1

moore 6 legend's picture

Be very careful burkie ANTKB has a pig farm oink oink!

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