David Set To Strike Against David

It’ll come as no shock to Hammers fans that it’s yet another window where the club has to sign a marquee striker, Uncle Ingy’s dreamland contract is coming to a close, Micky is set to sign a new deal but isn’t reliable enough and Fulkrug is unable to play for more than 45 minutes!

Since joining the club, Potter and his team have had their eyes set on Canadian international Jonathan David, he’s been the ‘number one priority’ and continues to be so, well… unless you want to listen to Claret & Hugh! Who’s now suggesting that Potter out of nowhere has put the deal on hold due to having ‘second thoughts’.

I’m sure it couldn’t possibly be dithering Dave from above now believing that the rumoured £27,500,000 deal is too much for someone of David’s calibre, and he’d much rather get someone on the cheap from somewhere else to still bring in the same brand exposure as the Canadian would.

Sully has already gotten to his puppets, and the fake rumours are already starting to linger around six games before the end of the season! That’s got to be some record of some sort, but then again, early business is what Potter will want so the rumours are expected.

Early business isn’t appreciated by those above as we all know, and especially by the man who will be affirming or reprehending our targets! But, we’ll undoubtedly be able to get plenty of easy business through Salthouse, who has Walker-Peters and Harwood-Bellis under his wing that we’re interested in already.

This window will be utterly chaotic with the media and the puppets out in full force, how long until we’re ‘interested’ in Hee-Chan Hwang from Wolves?