The circus has arrived in East London, deadline day panic has returned for Hammers as Sullivan has deemed all of Nuno’s ‘balancing’ wishes so far, yet he hasn’t confirmed the signing of a central defender and we’ve got under 12 hours to go.
However, never fear, the impending transfer of Zombie Zou is being considered as a last-minute signing after the Frenchman recently had his contract terminated. He now awaits to see his next endevaour but a return to West Ham could possibly happen. Mr No Knees is how he used to be for West Ham. No freak incident has occurred where he’s suddenly got two functioning knee caps, he’s still the Limpasaurus fans hounded out of the club and in brutal honesty, it was likely for the right reason, given that Zouma now isn’t Premier League standard.
Seeing as the budget has been so incredibly ‘limited’, which David Sullivan’s stooges have been banging on about all window despite the fact that the Hammers are actually in PROFIT this transfer window, the club are waiting for the ‘correct player’ to spend money on rather than splashing on whomever… perhaps they’ve remembered Le Kill-man’s Horror’s story.
As Zouma is now a free agent, he would likely become the primary target once the Transfer window has ended. It means that the Hammers would have around half a day to secure a target elsewhere, but if not, it’ll be Zou on the phone and in the squad.
If Kurt Zouma does sign for the Hammers, at least he’ll be able to scare away all the cats in the changing room, the club have had far too many of them lurking around in recent times!
The club and more so Nuno, really do need a strong end to this transfer window as at this given moment in time, it has been very underwhelming considering that West Ham did actually do early business, but since the mighty Irons have fallen, they might need a pair of double AA’s to get over the line, but with that being said, I’m sure we’ll be on the phone to AA for a breakdown claim if Zouma’s signed. - LN
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I'd take him back
Over the Dissaster allegedly signing from Chelski today...ffs did anyone see that mans performance on Saturday he made Kilman look accomplished! and if we think thats bad wait until we go down talk abour Armageddon.
well Derrrr
he wasn't even playing lol but i put that down to my brother and chelski mates giving it the plastic biggun after the weekend.....still do not want the player though but i really think it matters little now
Why
Do we even have an Academy? Are those boys worse than KIlman?
If that raspberry Zouma comes
If that raspberry Zouma comes back, that's it, I'm going to join the LGBGT club, start wearing a bra and claiming insanity benefits..
I know why he's joining
When we signed Taty he thought they said Tabby!
Question is... Would you have more confidence in him or Kilman?
Even if you morphed them
Even if you morphed them together standing next to a lampost. I'd pick the lampost every time!
Observation
One thing I've noticed about us compared to other clubs. Other clubs won't let players go until they have a replacement secured. When did you ever hear us say same? Arsenal want rice, we sell then scrounge around for replacement. Flamengo want paqueta we sell. No replacement.
Shows that we are poorly run. Other clubs have playing styles that they recruit for. Fulham have a long term policy and look for players in certain profiles.
We are pants.
Your right our style is we
Your right our style is we make it up as we go on.
Sullivan is just an
Sullivan is just an embarresment. He had no intention of buying a defender this window. If this Chelsea one falls through. We may as well throw the towel in now.
He has pocketed the money from the outgoings and said 'fuck em' to the supporters, manager and everyone involved at West Ham.