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Salthouse In The Doghouse!

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Thu, 30/10/2025 - 08:26

As the clock ticks and time moves onwards, it finally appears after years and years that he who shall not be named up there has finally realised how poor Will Salthouse has been for us. Whilst he may bring an odd gem for the fans, for every gem, it’s at the expense of 10 different players or managers!

This sudden realisation has miraculously occurred and was exaggerated through the fact that Nuno Espirito Santo likes to work with specific agents. Sully’s sour distaste will eventually benefit us in the long run, but the wankle squad we’ve accumulated across the years will need the same amount of time to be cured.

Nuno hasn’t been afraid to make his point, he’s shown David Sullivan that he simply won’t use someone if he’s given them and doesn’t want them, the best example of which is Callum Wilson, a freebee that was pawned off to us by Salthouse and even with the limited amount of strikers that we have, Nuno still refuses to play him because of the type of player he is and how he isn’t compatible to his playstyle. Sullivan also wouldn’t still purchase someone to prove a point, seeing as if they weren’t utilised… he’d just be wasting money! Almost nothing is worse than wasting money in DS’s eyes.

Santo’s stubbornness shall prevail!

The hardest lesson that Sullivan had to learn through Will was in recent times through Looney Lop, the Spaniards’ spending and lack of faith left Sully to sulk and form an everlasting hole of gloominess which still hasn’t been sealed up.

As the January window rolls around, there’ll now be a limited amount of winter hearsay, considering that the planned longlist of items to pawn off won’t have a shop to go to.

I’m afraid Salt & Pepper will have to set up shop somewhere for now and offer his clubcard prices to those who dare touch them…

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boogerscaravan's picture

So many rumours going around about NES and us as a club to be honest. It's hard to avoid the noise really.

His back room staff are said to be confused with NES starting 11. Some think he's trying to send a message with his lack of consultation on the bench. Shots on the touchline of him shaking his head standing alone. Have to say I don't know what to make of everything. Conversations about a sack clause. That he will get no compensation unless into his 2nd year.

Nothing positive, now Scarles is out until spring. It's all looking pretty sh*t!!

Oh yes and the prospect of a sh*t hot Newcastle side coming to tear us a new one on Sunday afternoon.....Happy Days being a Hammer as usual...

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Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer blue flag up yer arse!!

Just coming off the back of beating Spurs last night,tails will be up,they can smell the blood already,they will rip us apart,a proper tonking Boogers,i reckon is on the cards.

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

This is BS, a pair of thieving dinosaurs. Focus on agents, and all things money, that will result in personal gain.

S***house is just typical of the contacts willing to off load crap to his mutual friends, hidden in plain sight again, to deliver personal gains for probably both S&B.

When they are eventually gone, and we are at best in The Chumps league, all of the questionable legalities of their operation will be known in good time. You make your money in p*rnography you will have crossed the line at some point......... lets see!

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cast iron's picture

That's all we can do now, you know its coming bit like a turkey waiting for Christmas. I suppose that all we can do is support our team through the good times and now its through the bad that we had 14 years ago I will be right behind them until the final whistle on Sunday at least they have the added bonus of all the fans staying to the end and then I will be giving it to the board who put us in this position with their terrible business decisions. Bet your Life they will not even acknowledge what a binch of wa*keXs they are, they will just go to their boxes and have a nice Sunday lunch go to the rooms that are inside the ground have a nice drink and a good laugh and leave at their leisure on Monday morning. I am convinced that this probably happened when we had our protest against them before the Crystal Palace. Well the joke will be on them and when B&S do finally leave this club it will be worth tuppence halfpenny because when you think about it what have they got to sell they don't own the ground Bowen will leave at the end of the season and Paquetta is talking about leaving in Jan, they dont own the stadium the grounds top tier will be shut and a lot more season ticket holders will leave. So B&S can bury their heads in the sand all they like because the only thing they will have is WHU "customers" and no TV rights money because the money they do get they will still have to be used to pay off their current transfers, so if they have got any sense they should Pi$$ off now and get some new owners With some ambition and football business acumen and perhaps the club might be able to keep some of their supporters, Like everybody on this site we will always support our beloved West Ham United BUT I will not be renewing if those 2 parasites are on the board next season, and I know for a fact that I will not Be on my own. So you can stick your fingers in your ears B&S, this problem will still be here next season, but a lot of season ticket holders wont, and I hope to God that your not either you have ruined my club

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

I'll be sat there!!!

We just cant move forward while these clowns run the circus.

I fear that we will have to drop down a long way before we can rebuild. But, we are "massive", a great fan base that goes back generations and we will rise again with no help from tourists and will be the envy of all!

17th largest club value in THE WORLD and we sit in relegation spot, only complete imbeciles could mismanage a golden potential on such a grand scale!!

BS OUT!!!

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

Its torture being sat there from the kick off!

But we have to do something and the message is working, its getting to Sullivan and the media are all over it!

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cast iron's picture

But all these protests ARE getting to him when he gets his old Slag defending him and saying that he should not be picked on he is an old man you know we are getting through to him, and in the end he's gonna say is all this aggro worth it . Funnily enough the same thing happened to Mike Ashley and look at Newcastle now but they went down, but when you see the bar codes tomorrow you will see it was worth it

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Deluded Hammer's picture

It's not as if Sullivan and Brady are going to hang around watching the sit in is it. They'll be in the directors box sipping port or brandy waiting for the traffic to die down before being chauffeur driven home

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

We have to do something!

Can you imagine West Ham are extinct and future generations of your families asking you "What did YOU do to stop it?"

How do you answer?

"I sat back, made a few comments on a website and allowed a Billionaire just take the p***"

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