westhamfans.org

West Ham United are to enforce a booze ban ahead of the EFL Cup visit of Chelsea tomorrow night, fans will not be allowed to buy alcohol in mobile bars outside the London Stadium. Police will be patrolling around the ground before and after the match and will be fully deployed around the London Stadium for the first time, although they were in attendance in limited numbers for the most recent match against Sunderland. All supporters have been urged to arrive early because of extra body searches that will be carried out at the turnstiles.

The Blue flag boys spank the Mancs and 'mow a meadow', they purr past the disconsolate ex-special one, Jose Mourinho, and his miss firing over valued and over priced yet under performing Manchester United, and set up the Stamford Bridge well to do faithful who are clearly salivating a synchronised eutopic leap of celebration with their animated Conte of a manager as they crush the cockney minnows of west ham united at their rag tag London Stadium rough sleepers refuge.

It seems an awfully long time ago that Hammers began their season with a contentious defeat against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, Diego Costa scored the winning goal even though he should not have been on the pitch following a disgraceful challenge on Adrian that warranted a straight red card let alone a second yellow!