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1. Arsene Venger still won't be able to do his maggot bench coat up on the touchline.
2. Gary Neville will still be biased to his beloved Man Utd.
3. Mike Dean will still think everyone has come to watch him when he refs a game.
4. Jurgen Klopp will still be doing his Beaker (off the Muppets) impression on every post match interview.
5. Jose Mourhinio will still be a miserable morose shit in his interviews.......
5 more things
1: "Coming right up after the break on Super Sunday, this is the big one... Swansea City take on West Bromwich Albion".
2: Martyn Tyler will be wittering on and on and on about some crap stats nobody cares about.
3: West Ham will throw away games we should have won.
4: Roy Keane will continue to act angry and hard. Yes Roy we're all scared obviously.
5: Alan Shearer will continue to be the best football pundit on the telly with Jermaine Jenus continuing to be the worst.
Shearer?
Best football pundit? Really???
Shearer
Well I suppose he's the only one that says more upbeat things about West Ham and I like him for that. I also like Ian Wright but they both have a whole season to prove me wrong.
I'm assuming that was tongue
I'm assuming that was tongue in cheek deluded. At least I hope so!
I forgot to mention Rafa
I forgot to mention Rafa Benitez will be going on about winning troffis no?
Top of the list for me...
1.Players will get off the coach in their expensive suits & their ridiculous ear muff headphones,to snub the fans...
nothing changes
1.Liverpool cannot defend corners
2.sky believe everyone only wants manure/chelski games live
3.constant replays and miss the live action
4. soccer saturday panel stays same....get rid of le tiss and merson!!
5.who will be the first manager axed story
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lakaku scores against us again,sorry but!!
stop being mystic meg
we all no that will happen!
Good ones
The Martin Tyler and Lukaku ones are givens. Liverpool and corners: YES, it's true; what is with that -- SLAV TAKE NOTE, Liverpool cannot defend corners!!! Here are a few others:
1. West Ham will drop points against teams in the bottom three.
2. Big teams will get the big decisions go their way.
3. Time wasting over everything will bore fans to tears.
4. Carroll will come back for a few games before Christmas, score a few goals, then disappear with a mysterious injury.
5. West Ham fans (particularly away fans) will be the best in the league.
good one
They will still be grappling in the box when a corner is taken more than there was in the 70's when tv world of sport was on with Kent Walton...and the ref will only see it when he wants to make a name for himself for the MOTM award.
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no penalty's for us and goals not given
we get battered
by any team in the top six home or away!!