the dreaded knock in training

well seasons almost on us and in our trip to Germany players are falling like flies....Lanzini the latest to get a knock in training so he is not going to be risked in the betway cup..ogbonnas pulled up in training so theres another fernandes another knock on top of that kouyate out until the huddersfield game same with Antonio..feghouli who is soon to be gone has a strategic knock in training so unavailable sicknote has no sign of recovering i think he is now rivaling Darren Anderton for least amount of football ever played in there careers....apparently sakho looking strong and will start training with the first team shortly so expect him to pick up a slight knock in training...so my only question is what kind of training are we bloody well doing? MMA!! jeeez cant wait to hear Harts picked up a knock followed by chicharito....