FIFA Straight as a Butchers hook...!

OK so as the headline states, we all know what FIFA is. Some of us may have always known, but nevertheless it's finally out there. Personally I couldn't really give a stuff. But seeing as how most of us love the beautiful game, you cant ignore it. For me the thing FIFA have to do is get some credibility back, but is that really going to be possible? I'm pretty sure all of the 5 candidates knew what was going on at FIFA before it all came out. So, how the hell are we supposed to believe they've suddenly gone straight? I'm pretty sure as the day progresses it will turn into yet another debacle. Anyway, will anyone really understand what's going on 15 rounds of voting later? Answers on a postcard..!