Gunshy Andy

of what happened I had to admit I did laugh out loud when they said although shaken up by the experience carroll was not injured lol now maybe if they had pointed a c&b football shirt or maybe blown a few blades of grass in his direction the incident could of been much more serious!

In an ironic twist of fate Andy Carroll has been getting away with daylight robbery for seasons now...Reports say although ruffled and shaken his pony tail is still in tact!!!

That Andy wasn't on foot, with his dodgy legs he would have been shot or at least out for the rest of his contract.

I'm just glad he's ok,that's the nearest he's come to a shot for months ;)

It was fellow West Ham strikers trying to shoot him. No wonder they missed!!

Also I heard Carroll ran away from the scene back into Rush Green. This is when I started to believe this story is just a made up bit of fun.