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I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie. But last night she said to me while we was watching telly.
This is what she said - She said, listen John I love you, but theres this bloke I fancy, I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you & me.
Who's this bloke I asked her? Herman she replied. Not that puff I said dismayed. Yes, but he's no puff she cried. He's a better keeper than you'll ever be.
But I know he's a moron Herman is a moron...
Ere we go 2 3 4........
One for the Grandads kids - sorry but I just could not resist it.
I thank you
https://youtu.be/ybp-NbONgBo?si=flAz9xwHUzRLiBE4
