(Not) The worst VAR call EVER.....but..

Maybe if every appeal had to pass the Salah test - would he get the decision?
This question posed on KUMB gave me an idea to level things up.

How about the muppets at Stockley Park are actually blindfolded??? Now obviously this can't work, but what if all games were offered the same commentary/picture? That being that the game is played in Liverpool Red and Liverpool yellow and that every attacking play features Salah? Therefore every possible foul/handball is against Salah regardless if it's Antonio, Wood, Ward-Prowse or actually Salah. The pictures on the screen feature Salah's head super-imposed on the actual player and the muppets are not given ANY indication of what game they are actually "officiating" on.
Has to be worth a go, no?