People we REALLY should not employ as our next manager.

David Beckham, former football star:
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."

Britney Spears, singer:
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Brooke Shields, actor:
"Smoking can kill you. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor-turned-politician:
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

George W Bush, former US president:
"I think war is a dangerous place."

Ozzy Osbourne, rock star:
"Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most."

Miley Cyrus, singer:
"Chihuahuas are the most scary animals on the planet."

Tom Cruise, actor:
"As a kid, when I got to the edge of a cliff I wanted to jump off, I didn’t want to kill myself. I wanted to fly."

Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama 1994:
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

Samuel Goldwyn, film producer:
"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead."

Kellie Pickler, country music singer:
"I thought Europe was a country."