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International break so you boys know its time to have a fun/silly topic soooooooooooooo on a night out you Lads having a great time when i rock into the club the girl of your dreams(anyone who says nightmare gets a slap!)how long do you take to try your best chat up line and would it work?
I will be taking notes lol and i can only begin to wonder what the likes of Boogers/bikey/Dartford/essex/mrmoore/deluded/Burkie are going to come up with and Elt i think you will be a little more sophisticated:-) VAR do not take to long in deciding lol.
My place
Or yours?
To the point Deluded
But as teacher says Could do better
Hotel
It is then
How many stars
:-)
You'll be seeing
Plenty of stars, don't you worry about that :)
I new it Deluded
Its a Tent not a hotel:-)
How are you,hope you dont
How are you,hope you dont mind me taking this opportunity to come over and introduce myself,i wont embarass us both with some stupid pick up,but all the best chat up lines are taken,though i hope you are notxx
very psyche Essex
And i am free well i like keeping things open;-)
Now you certainly have my
Now you certainly have my attention,what are you drinking,Barman give the Lady the best in the house.....Lets go and sit somewhere quieter,so i can get to know you morexx
I am not going out
To your panel van Essex lol
Hi, you look nice. Would you
Hi, you look nice. Would you like to buy me a drink, I've left my wallet at home? I'll happily reimburse you when we go back later.
cheeky
But not bad mrmoore
You look fun want to role play?
i have the duct tape and hood in the van
Lol
you are just bad Bikey!
Do you play footie... you're
Do you play footie... you're a keeper!!!
ohhh you smoothie Dartford
with a tongue like that no wonder Mrs dartford walks around with a big smile:-)
Oi Oi treacle, have you had
Oi Oi treacle, have you had you're holidays yet? Would you like to come on my boat..!!
So new
You and Bikey would not fail to be different lol as to your offer now mmmmm
sorry i am late
but good things are worth waiting for .....your eyes are like the stars they come out at night (rather like my teeth ha ha only joking ) fancy a bite to eat ? x