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Submitted by hammergirl on Tue, 18/03/2025 - 07:59

International break so you boys know its time to have a fun/silly topic soooooooooooooo on a night out you Lads having a great time when i rock into the club the girl of your dreams(anyone who says nightmare gets a slap!)how long do you take to try your best chat up line and would it work?

I will be taking notes lol and i can only begin to wonder what the likes of Boogers/bikey/Dartford/essex/mrmoore/deluded/Burkie are going to come up with and Elt i think you will be a little more sophisticated:-) VAR do not take to long in deciding lol.

How are you,hope you dont mind me taking this opportunity to come over and introduce myself,i wont embarass us both with some stupid pick up,but all the best chat up lines are taken,though i hope you are notxx

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Now you certainly have my attention,what are you drinking,Barman give the Lady the best in the house.....Lets go and sit somewhere quieter,so i can get to know you morexx

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moore2come's picture

Hi, you look nice. Would you like to buy me a drink, I've left my wallet at home? I'll happily reimburse you when we go back later.

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boogerscaravan's picture

Oi Oi treacle, have you had you're holidays yet? Would you like to come on my boat..!!

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Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer blue flag up yer arse!!

hammergirl's picture

You and Bikey would not fail to be different lol as to your offer now mmmmm

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but good things are worth waiting for .....your eyes are like the stars they come out at night (rather like my teeth ha ha only joking ) fancy a bite to eat ? x

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