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Worst West Ham Eleven Ever?

mcbikeman's picture
Submitted by mcbikeman on Sun, 28/01/2024 - 12:43

Just a bit of fun between games but lets build a team that would wake you up sweating in the middle of the night lol and yes very subjective i know but lets see.

Here are some to get on with please fill the squad as we go along and maybe swap some for others as memories do fade as time goes on.

McKnight and Roberto the goalies.(confident they will not be changed)
Faubert/Beauchamp on the right Jarvis and Gordon on left upfront so many to choose for that position lol but of course Boogers a shoe in and mmmm Zaza another but so many like i say.

So there is a start who have you got to give us the shivers!

hammergirl's picture

How bad Mcknight was as a GK not having seen him play i cannot comment but Roberto OMG he was a total disaster and the worst keeper i have ever seen but for me as a youngish girl i was not impressed by Demel who played at RB for us.

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Deluded Hammer's picture

Can thank his lucky stars Roberto came along because to this day I cannot for the life of me fathom out how Day got game time. God, our reserves must have been pony. And I didn't have much time for David James either.
And while I'm rattling a few cages with my name dropping, worst striker ever was Carlton Cole.

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Deluded Hammer's picture

But they weren't here for nine bloody tortuous years. And Sandy ain't far behind Cole, goals per game.
I could've put Mido, McCarthy and a few others out there but Cole gets my all time vote. Should've been charged under the trade description act. Striker, my arse.

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boogerscaravan's picture

McKnightmare and 2 Bob Roberto for sure, set in stone Bikey.

Yours truly up front alongside Benni Big Mac and John Radford.

Disco Dale Gordon would always come out dancing up the right wing for 5 mins in front of me in the West Side before spending the rest of the game doing his hair somewhere. Don't know where, never saw him much after that.

I'd have to throw in Beauchamp like you. "Roland" Razvan Rat and Roger "relegation" Johnson at the back, Ljungberg in midfield with Nigel Quashie

Sad part about it is, they were all so called Pro Footballers earning more money than us.......Taxi!!

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mcbikeman's picture

Freddie how tight can the budgie smugglers get Ljungberg but i forgot about Quashie and that i think is not a bad thing maybe you can put Morrison in there for pissing his career away.

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moore2come's picture

Quashie I think was bought in to strengthen our fight against relegation, which considering he was relegated with 4 other clubs makes you wonder what the rationale for bringing him in really was!!! Awful player

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Who was that youngster we got from Italy. Was supposed to be the nuts. Played about 3 times then went back to Italy then went missing. Sure it was Redknapp deal.

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mcbikeman's picture

Nsereco or something like that...i saw him after the big ho ha at look at what we signed and rmbr then thinking seen better players on a sunday morning at the local park....gubbed again as ever what a club we are

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mcbikeman's picture

slow got bambi on ice legs and cant pass water let alone a ball....pathetic waste of space

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moore2come's picture

Almost impossible to understand how this guy can have outstanding games punctuated by the kind of performance against Bournemouth that makes you wonder if he's a new signing straight from the Sunday League!! Utterly abysmal tonight

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boogerscaravan's picture

I remember La Ronde. A lot of hype around him. I was the same age as him and remember he was youth team Captain or something. Never made the grade as I remember. Big things were expected. I remember the chat around the ground at the time big talk, delivered nothing..

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