Know its not a reference to only fools and horses but to what happened at the Weekend when Graham Souness commenting on the chelski spuds match said it was a throwback a real "mans" game and how he got Lambasted by all the feminists for calling it that as its outdated and non inclusive as womens sport just as good.Oh shut up will you for goodness sake he was not saying that and yes the womens euros was brilliant but to say it is as good be realistic Women cannot ever hope to compete physically with men in professional sport men are bigger men are stronger men are faster it is a simple biological fact but a lot of women today do not like to hear that well as a Woman of the world let me just say if i had a choice to either watch women play or men i choose the men and not for the shorts reason lol no it is just simply men are better at it than women and for those ladies who still think otherwise show them this boys.

https://youtu.be/GUIu86y68kA

Should put an end to the argument and for those of you who are shall we say of a mature age i think you will enjoy the men v women game it is on point!

So come on girls lets enjoy our sports and marvel at our achievments but please do not ever think we can physically compete with men because we cannot.

Emerson really? my Chelski mates are wetting themselves over us willing to pay money for this player.....they say to call him bang average would be bigging him up...then this Hans Vanaken guy from Club Brugge nope never heard of him took two secinds to work out why Moyes wants this player yup he's 6ft 4 tall so theres another one for the set piece.....he does love the big guys our manager....so players not on our radar never mentioned or rumoured and suddenly they appear funny that.

We live it every weekend same lineup same tactics same predictable substitutions lack of effort players look stale and not fit what the hell has happened to get to this?

Moyes says we are not quite fit not ready well Mate thats your job to make sure they are you and your coaches have had the summer yet we look way off the pace why?

Our players look uninspired and dejected and and i think all they see is a long drawn out slog by the same few players again week in week out.

Recruitments a joke.....if i dont think a player will improve the squad then i wont buy....Great thinking Moyes whats the betting in the next week the panic buttons hit and suddenly players you dont reckon or rate start turning up.

No balls no tactical no how to change how we play in game or out of....get a big man get a set piece and fingers crossed we may get a goal...no flair no flowing football the same sideways passing then back to the keeper for the love of God Moyes change something.

I dont really care about Viborg on thursday i really dont...Moyes may be brave against the minnows and say look i can get the team to play expansive football pffff.

Brighton home on sunday our nemesis who here thinks we will attack from the start and put them under pressure? anyone? mmm? HELLO anyone? naaa i thought not we all know Moyes will be cacking his panties and tell the players sit deep and counter SLOWLY because we have no pace....and oh yeah Scamacca and Cornet if not injured will be on the bench because they played in Europe on Thursday.

This post like the heading is groundhog day...i see it you fellow orgers see it why the hell can Moyes not see it.... said it in the summer and nothing will convince me otherwise but we will be bottom half of table all season and that rests on one mans shoulders and you no what he doesn't seem that bothered.

So two games into the season and VAR has proven once again it doesn't work. So only 36 games and 9 months of sh1t to go through!!
Putting aside the hair pull at the Bridge when in reality hair like that should be outlawed, and the Chelski planks calling for Anthony Taylor to be shipped off to Russia, Robert Jones proved he's a complete moron. Doesn't give a foul despite having a great view, the VAR at Stockley Park (is this on the moon), suggests he reconsider's. Now I'm all for taking a closer look but how bloody obvious is it that the foul should have been on Antonio for obstruction and not resulted in a goal being ruled out because the defender thought it was WWE and didn't realise that getting mown down by Antonio must be like being shoulder charged by The Rock!! I'm over it already. Wake me up in May so I can enjoy a the summer transfer window again!

Just siting here watching them play Bourmouth bored out of my brain ,i wouldnt mind the fact that they've virtually fucked up the game ,but them commentators would make you sick with their relentless glorification of them ,something has to be done about this " moneys no object " to us philosophy .

Since January 1st this year it has been absolutely disastrous for West Ham. With a couple of much needed additions we would have won the Europa League and also finished in the top 6. Knowing that we needed 8 players at least with the outgoings. All targets should have been identified and business comencing on the opening day of the window. We wait 2 weeks for our first signing. Too much time was wasted on Lingard. We now find ourselves further weakened with the long term injury to Augerd. Klasic & Diop departing. Why do we drag our heels in completing deals? Why was the Cornet deal sorted before the weekend? I fear we will panic buy and get inadequate players which goes against the Moyes philosophy and have a Vlasic situation again. We have Newman in place for this stuff. I feel we will be short again at Forest and suffer there. We should not be losing players to Everton etc. Clubs at the wrong end. Any appeal we had was lost January 31st.

Diop off to Fulham in £13/15million take your pick deal Vlasic now rumoured to be off to Italy Torino a rumour thats not going away.

So what now? our squad already depleted and the lack of performance yesterday regardless of the opposition has been seen all summer long in preseason.

I do not know what is going on and why we seem slow to react in the transfer market.....65/myself and others had been banging the Cornet drum most of the summer and before yet he finally arrives after Moyes persists in looking at unrealistic players who again said no to us....dragging his feet? board refusing to pay ridiculous transfer fees and wages? who do you believe really does not matter what does matter is the fact our squad is getting thinner and no signs of any urgency to rectify the matter.

Scamacca/Cornet/Downes all well and good but we need at least another four/five players but the speed we go in the market i am not sure we will get two in.

For the team to put in the effort Fulham did against Liverpool yesterday they played wonderfully well against one of the favourites for the league.We need to match that effort 100% today and be on the front foot at home especially.

Manchester City have so many top class players it will be a difficult match but i believe we can get something from it if we stand up to the chalenge and not sit back if we do that we will be in trouble.So i hope Mr Moyes has a plan that differs from so many last season which was to sit back regardless of the opposition and hit on the break.

So come on West Ham give the full house something to be proud of you always have our backing so put on a show.

Rumours are that West Ham are trying to offload Vlasic with clubs interested. I think I would give him another season and see if he’s got to grips with the Premiership, can’t see the point in shipping out players when they’re struggling to get any real quality coming in the other way, he’s obviously a talented player and would think he would be better in a more central position. If he goes then what are we left with as cover, especially as West Ham have lost 3 or 4 from the first team squad.

Just one Cornetto give it to me a special winger from the ivory he jinx he pass he scoreeees a goalo thats our Cornetto from the Ivoryyyyyyyyyy:-)