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No more Mr Rice guy?

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Submitted by boogerscaravan on Fri, 25/09/2020 - 10:22

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Well yesterday I hear dear old Uncle Ben is having his rice and other products rebranded. Due to the politically correctness Police insisting on it.

Today more worrying Boogerscaravan Jnr who is in his 20's tells me Declan Rice has agreed personal terms with the Chelsea Rent Boys!!

Watch this space I guess????????????

Hammers 65

Fri, 25/09/2020 - 17:05

They are rebranding it Uncle Bens/Auntie Bernadette Rice....depending on which side of the bed he/she gets out of!!!

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boogerscaravan

Sat, 26/09/2020 - 17:43

I'm hearing he's agreed a 5 year deal but thats linked to the personal terms bit which seems misleading at best....

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Oi big boy, what's your name?

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