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International break pfff lets have some fun.

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Submitted by hammergirl on Mon, 21/09/2026 - 11:49

Well three weeks till the next game grrr bloody internationals i am not a fan of so lets have some sketches and some jokes PC or Un PC and remember it is just fun nobody gets hurt.

Firstly my joke, what did the special needs kid get on their maths exam? Drool!

and for you old boys out their one of my grandads favourite sketches enjoy and don't forget to add something xx

https://youtu.be/cjBKinujsds?si=rDCoxLg96w9-gwez

International breaks are worse from where I am. Kick-offs here land at 2 or 3 in the morning, so a free weekend is the only time I get proper sleep, and then I don't know what to do with myself. Lurked here for ages, finally got approved, so hello from Bogor.

Thanks for the clips, the VAR one got me. No joke from me, I'd only ruin it in translation.

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So are you an ex-pat or a native? and why West Ham for you? as most seem obsessed with Manure/Bindippers/Chelski/Gooners.

But whatever you are welcome and enjoy the whinging and bitching and thats just the boys in here lol.

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Thanks hammergirl, native, born in Bogor and never lived anywhere else. Why West Ham is the 2006 cup final. I was a teenager, it was on at night here, and Liverpool were supposed to walk it, then we were 2-0 up and I was hooked before Gerrard ruined it.

Dartford Bhoy asked in the other thread about a supporters club. Not really, a few of us in a group chat in Jakarta and Bogor, maybe ten people who are awake for the 3am games. Most weekends I watch our local club too, Garudayaksa, they play at Pakansari ten minutes from my house and I check https://garudayaksa-fc.id/ for when they kick off so I don't double-book a night with West Ham.

Still claret and blue first though. Nobody here understands why I'm happy with a 1-1 at home to Brentford.

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You are a Hammer now and that is far far better than being Plastic like Chelski Corrupt like Citeh Shit like Manure and as for the Spuds they just live in a made up reality where they think they are Relevant.Nope being a Hammer is the best ever COYI

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