Bruno signing Stalled

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Contract issues and the player has refused to sign whats offered...here we go a low ball offer by Prem standards accepted so no doubt the poison dwarf and his offsider martini woman brady have offered a lowball contract and player has said no...got to laugh really and if this deals not done how will that make the club look to Jlo then if this is one of the targets he wanted.....ahh well lets strap in for a wonderful summer of smoke mirrors and the usual bollox we expect.

Martini woman?

Not heard that before mcbikeman care to educate me on that?.But yes it does seem to be frustrating when you think a deal is done and although the window does not open until 14th June this would of been a great boost to the whole West Ham family seeing things done in a different manner to what we have been used to in recent time.

As you say Bikey, the

As you say Bikey, the lopmeister will soon sling is hook if Dildo Dave and Lady Buttplug get up to their old tricks. Especially as Loppy has no line in to them. Ze German is going to get one hell of an earache por favour!

Lady Buttplug and Dildo Dave

Boogers you are funny definetly a touch of only fools and horses in the humour on this site

It says West Ham can't pay

It says West Ham can't pay him anymore. We are at our limit? The report also states he is being offered a little more than he is currently on?

Things will never change with

Things will never change with the dwarf in charge. He's happy to pay over the hill players a fortune because they were good, once, way back when he had a few less wrinkles, but if not you get offered a pittance by PL standards.

Bubblegirl i will answer for

Bubblegirl i will answer for you.....Martini is Karen Bradys favourite drink,and the offsider meaning is,it was reportedly stated that she sat next to Trevor Brooking during a game,and they were discussing events,and Sir Trev stated that he is OS,meaning offside,and she replied i havent heard of him before when did we sign him.

thankyou for that Essex

I did wonder

Nothing so subtle essex

Martini woman or girl however you wish to say it just means like the drink any time any place anywhere!

Lol Mac.....I know but it

Lol Mac.....I know but it just so happens its her favourite drink ironic hey lol.

deal is off

Well lets see what we do...paying to much for a player in wages has cost us before so if he was being greedy then glad to see we are not getting suckered into it.

I did hear a rumour, Lady

I did hear a rumour, Lady Buttplug pulls out the stopper. Ties a bit of string to it. If it swings to the left deal is done. If it swings to the right deal is off.