No more Mr Rice guy?

Well yesterday I hear dear old Uncle Ben is having his rice and other products rebranded. Due to the politically correctness Police insisting on it.

Today more worrying Boogerscaravan Jnr who is in his 20's tells me Declan Rice has agreed personal terms with the Chelsea Rent Boys!!

Watch this space I guess????????????

They are rebranding it Uncle Bens/Auntie Bernadette Rice....depending on which side of the bed he/she gets out of!!!

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boogerscaravan's picture

Holy plantation. You mean all this time he's been Benny the Shim!!

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nevillenixon's picture

Boom boom!

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boogerscaravan's picture

I'm hearing he's agreed a 5 year deal but thats linked to the personal terms bit which seems misleading at best....

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Burkie111's picture

If that were true no way would he have been playing on Sunday)

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boogerscaravan's picture

Yes agreed Burkie and thank god he was with the battle and pass for our first goal...

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