Hammer Bashers! Randolph And Carroll Pished?

Apparently it is now open season for 'Hammer bashing' by all and sundry including West Ham fans, with the opportunities for getting a 'dig in' currently very plentiful it is hard to fathom out why two high profile West Ham United players apparently chose to go out on the razz, ending up in a couple of boozers "gurning and off their nuts" (gurning is not usually attributed to alcohol consumption, it is usually associated with other unhealthy activities). The inference is obvious from the 'twatterers' accounts that such alleged behaviour is not condonable in any way, and rightly so, however it would be far too easy to condemn Andy Carroll and Darren Randloph before investigating the matter further and before the players themselves have had a chance to explain their actions.
Keen eyed viewers will have noticed the lack of glasses or bottles in front of the pair, and whilst the players look as if they are sharing a joke or perhaps they were wary of someone taking their picture, they don't look particularly 'off their heads'. At the moment the alleged behaviour is purely a matter of conjecture, the wisdom of going out in public while the team that pays their wages flounders is questionable, although there will be some that say "in the old days when a club was in trouble the players would go for a right good piss up and sort things out" The only problem with that line of thought is that Randolph is currently warming the bench as N0 2 to Adrian San Miguel and that Carroll ahem, is currently working his way back to fitness! Not clever boys - Ed