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Taking a look at Betty's profile pic, looks like Kev is cracking a fart, who can come up with the wittiest caption for what's being said between King Kev and his boss? I couldn't post the pic but it's on the We're Big Sam's Claret and Blue Army!!! forum.
Sam to Kev
"Take no notice of those horrible cockneys,i still love you flower!!"
"Please sub me Dad, I'm crap"
"Please sub me Dad, I'm crap"
Kev to sam
"Rooney just started asking me strange questions about my grandma,i think ive shat meself boss!!"
"Boss, I can't cope with any more
of this hoof ball. Please take me off, I haven't had a decent holiday since last Xmas. I'm never gonna get my 100th goal.......just take me off and let me go with you to Sunderland.........PLEASE."
lol
lol
Nolan ...this lot you are making me play
With are crap , there even making me look bad . Sam ... Never never say that again Kev your the greatest player I have ever managed .
Kev to Sam
"They're calling me names. Make them stop".
Don't worry Kev, it'll be
Don't worry Kev, it'll be great at Sunderland next season ... you, me, Mauro, Modibo ... splendid
Sam Arraldite to Chicken Kiev
Sam Arraldite to Chicken Kiev "stick with me son, haven't we spanked these cockerneys for a bundle already, next up comes the Mackems!"
Please take me off
I'll give you an extra 10% of me appearance fee? SA - Done deal lets shake hands...
Nolan to Allardyce "I know we
Nolan to Allardyce "I know we lost again Boss but don't worry those twats on MOTD are still telling everyone we are doing a brilliant job"
Sam to Nolan "no,no,no, 1 cod
Sam to Nolan "no,no,no, 1 cod & chips , 2 batted sausages, and ice cream swirly whirly fruit pie ,"
Boss, I'm really run down ...
Boss, I'm really run down ... didnt have my usual Xmas break, and because of that we've won the Fair Play League, and we'll be doing qualifying rounds in Nepal. It'll be like being back in Bolton again
Sam:
"And that's not even my hand petal..."
Yes i know you love me Boss
Yes i know you love me Boss but this ain't the time and place for one of them open mouth kisses
Whadya mean I've got to go
Whadya mean I've got to go home and tidy me room!
agree
here's that tenner appearance bonus don't spend it all at once !!!!
agree
ssssshhhhhhh don't tell the others
Dad,at Sunderland it will be
Dad,at Sunderland it will be the turkey dance if I score.
I've just realized son you
I've just realized son you have your mothers eyes!
LAST DAY OF THE SEASON ....
LAST DAY OF THE SEASON .....Right Boss there's about three minutes to go, you have the engine running and I'll be down that tunnel the quickest I've run all season.