Watching Paint Dry More Exciting Than Moyesball!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 03/12/2023 - 20:49

Fans enduring the wet and miserable journey back from today's disappointing draw against Palace that felt so much like a defeat were heard consoling themselves with the idea that next season the 'Moyes Ball' that they had just witnessed will be a thing of the past, or will it?

Statistically David Moyes IS West Ham United's most successful manager of all time, but matches like the drab draw against Palace make watching paint dry a far superior way of spending time and far less expensive!

Live Now West Ham v Palace Line Ups

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 03/12/2023 - 13:01

West Ham: Areola, Coufal, Mavropanos, Aguerd, Emerson, Alvarez, Ward-Prowse, Kudus, Soucek, Bowen, Paqueta. Subs: Fabianski, Cresswell, Fornals, Cornet, Ings, Ogbonna, Benrahma, Kehrer, Mubama.
Palace: Johnstone, Ward, Andersen, Guehi, Mitchell, Hughes, Lerma, Olise, Ayew, Richards, Edouard. Subs: Matthews, Whitworth, Tomkins, Oliviera, Mateta, Clyne, Ebiowei, Ahamada, Riedewald.

Moyes & Hodgson-The Oldest Swingers In Town!

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Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sun, 03/12/2023 - 11:33

With a combined age in excess of 135 years to say David Moyes and Roy Hodgson were experienced would be an extreme understatement! Roy Hodgson is often mocked for not being able to pronoince his 'R's and has been nicknamed 'Woy' Hodgson, but it should be remembered that 'Woy' can drop his 'R's' in FIVE different languages, Swedish, Italian, English, French and German.

No Covid At West Ham!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Fri, 01/12/2023 - 22:32

Rumours circulating in some European media outlets suggesting Hammers are in the middle of a Covid outbreak are way off the mark. We have had it confirmed to us that there are definitely NO cases of Covid at the club, but that the club is ever vigilant. The 'flu like' bug that is currently raging through the squad is debilitating but recovery is quick so it is to be hoped that some of those afflicted will be OK to make the squad for the game against Palace on Sunday.

Live Now TSC v West Ham Line Ups

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Thu, 30/11/2023 - 16:36

TSC: Simic, Cvetkovic, Antonic (c), Dordevic, Petrovic, M Radin, Dakovac, N Stojic, Kuveljic, Stanic,Jovanovic.
West Ham: Fabiański (C), Johnson, Mavropanos, Aguerd, Cresswell, Fornals, Ward-Prowse, Souček, Paquetá, Benrahma, Mubama
Subs: Areola, Anang, Kehrer, Emerson, Zouma, Ogbonna, Chesters, Scarles, Earthy, Coventry, Cornet, Ings

Have Hammers Missed A Trick (or two)?

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 25/11/2023 - 20:39

Most media operators look to find the best and most reliable information with regards to Premier League clubs comings and goings, such is the global interest in the 'brand', some sources of course are more 'honest' than others! However, there does appear to be one interesting anomaly and that is that 'youth' players seem to be far higher valued away from England than they are 'at home'.

Live Now Burnley v West Ham Line Ups

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 25/11/2023 - 14:00

Burnley: Trafford, Vitinho, O'Shea, Beyer, Taylor, Gudmundsson, Berge, Brownhill, Koleosho, Amdouni, Rodriguez. Subs: Vigouroux, Roberts, Redmond, Ekdal, Zaroury, Ramsey, Cullen, Bruun Larsen, Obafemi.
West Ham: Areola, Coufal, Zouma, Aguerd, Emerson, Alvarez, Ward-Prowse, Kudus, Soucek, Paqueta, Ings. Subs: Fabianski, Cresswell, Fornals, Mavropanos, Cornet, Ogbonna, Benrahma, Kehrer, Mubama

Callum Marshall & Divin Mubama Set To Soar?

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Tue, 21/11/2023 - 18:07

Normally such a headline would be viewed as a naive and ill-informed belief that David Moyes' had changed the colour of his spots, however Hammers sudden injury crisis might just have been the trigger to make the one who is 'not for turning' turn!

With a game every three days for nearly six weeks to navigate, the Hammers manager finds himself with only ONE recognised forward, unfortunately that forward is 'Uncle' Ingy-AKA Danny Ings who is so ill suited to Moyesball that whoever sanctioned the signing would have been found hanging under Blackfriars bridge during the eighties!

Bare Bones..It Was Coming!

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Mon, 20/11/2023 - 07:38

There was a certain inevitability that sooner or later Hammers lack of forward recruitments was going to 'bite' the club and it has now done so in a 'Massive' way!

Hot on the heels of injuries to Mikey Antonio and Tomy Soucek, JARROD BOWEN HAS NOW JOINED THE 'CROCK' LIST! Should anyone be surprised? "down to the bare bones" was a favourite expression of 'Arry Redknapp, he used it to 'remind' the board of the paucity of his squad and constantly wheeled and dealed in order to be able to put a consistent team out.


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