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Hot on the heels of Hammers 'devastating' purchase of Nice's France international defender Jean-Clair Todibo, 'Supersteidten' has given the private jet a rest in order to conclude a deal that didn't require filling up the Cesna.

Instead all 'Super Tim' had to do was borrow Sully's Limo in order to whizz up to Manchesterland to finalise the 'sagaesque' on off signing of Aaron Wan-Bissaka from Premier League rivals Manchester United.

For many long suffering Hammers fans anyone mentioning their club 'blowing a club out of the water' that was the size of Juventus over a transfer deal would have been met with howls of derision!

However it has just happened, No really it HAS Happened! West Ham's 'smiling assasin' Tim Steidten has just ensured yet another 'head of procurement' will be having an uncomfortable evening and night as they come to terms with being bludgeoned without even realising it!